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Sometimes I write music or words. Calvin (real life, 30) / jank lover and bass bonker リューカー出すよ! >みんな

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if I ever feel so brave as to look upon the comment sections of my Old old videos, my comments, however context-orphaned either immediately give me a stomach ulcer upon reading or are just like. this

11.03.2026 23:36 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Soul Calibur 2 (2003 | Namco/Project Soul | PS2): wuwuwuwuwu

12.09.2024 00:44 👍 2130 🔁 1126 💬 20 📌 17
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 👍 6350 🔁 3180 💬 81 📌 308
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myrient shutting down

26.02.2026 22:35 👍 1089 🔁 243 💬 20 📌 18

alien soldier is my favorite game cause you can tell it was made by a guy who wanted to fuck the megadrive

25.02.2026 00:10 👍 527 🔁 185 💬 9 📌 3
Frame #722 from E43 Time Kapp-Sule

Frame #722 from E43 Time Kapp-Sule

24.02.2026 23:00 👍 126 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 9

All those Discord alternatives that y'all are trying to push (Stoat, Matrix, Fluxer, Root, etc.) will have to comply with this as well if we don't stop this.

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES EVERY DAY & TELL THEM TO VOTE NO ON KOSA, SCREEN Act, & ANY OTHER INTERNET CENSORSHIP BILLS!

25.02.2026 00:32 👍 2666 🔁 2622 💬 16 📌 13

This game has really cool stages, but I really love the stages intros.

21.02.2026 12:38 👍 191 🔁 67 💬 5 📌 1
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metal gear guy in hospital bed from metal gear solid five

metal gear guy in hospital bed from metal gear solid five

in 1984 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection / slowly sneaking my way across europe, they had to make a correction

24.02.2024 21:26 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

yes im having NATTO with my curry and im having a whiskey and soda type beverage and im exhaling LOUD every time i take a sip!!!! life can be this good!!!!! pain can go away from you!!!!!!!!

14.02.2026 01:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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that friday feeling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14.02.2026 01:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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laptop froze and Eddie the Mean Old Yeti was stuck pinching his nips all day while I was at work

12.02.2026 23:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This obviously isn't sufficient but the fact they even had to clarify this quickly proves the outburst is working. Keep pushing on and get them to cut this shit out.

10.02.2026 22:42 👍 286 🔁 190 💬 3 📌 0
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

11.02.2026 22:56 👍 2393 🔁 931 💬 25 📌 12
the box art for warioware smooth moves with chadwarden on it. the logo reads "warioware shove it up your own ass game"

the box art for warioware smooth moves with chadwarden on it. the logo reads "warioware shove it up your own ass game"

a slightly modified logo of the same from earlier

a slightly modified logo of the same from earlier

the warioware move it logo except it reads "warioware SHOVE IT! up your own ass game"

the warioware move it logo except it reads "warioware SHOVE IT! up your own ass game"

every time they say "_______ game" i think of

27.12.2025 03:20 👍 102 🔁 39 💬 0 📌 1
Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called “Bro, We Are Teens” with a few variations

Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called “Bro, We Are Teens” with a few variations

me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans

09.02.2026 21:17 👍 3036 🔁 1057 💬 7 📌 7
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i dont have a video splitter for my capture card so i have an elite streaming setup consisting of a webcam balanced on a rusty music stand pointed at a crt

08.02.2026 04:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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kongathon still going strong

08.02.2026 04:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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outplayed

14.12.2024 12:58 👍 470 🔁 268 💬 17 📌 13
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DONKEY KONG GB: DINKY KONG & DIXIE KONG (also known as "Donkey Kong Land 3" in some circles) is a Nothing video game. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I got through half of the game while falling asleep. just straight up nodding off. there's bonus levels I guess but i can't be assed to try. zzz

01.02.2026 17:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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SUPER DONKEY KONG 3 is not a bad game. but the vibe is less donkey kong and more banjo kazooie. the music is flat and farty and so are the bosses. this is the most Rare-ass Donkey Kong Country game. who the hell is kiddie kong

01.02.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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officially hit 200 hours of Donkey Kong Madness

01.02.2026 00:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

31.01.2026 04:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Before cellphones, we had VMU clocks, baybeeee

30.01.2026 13:50 👍 203 🔁 73 💬 2 📌 5
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through snowstorms and long work days we come home to drink draft from the bottomless barrel of monkey business supplied by Kongathon TV. right now its on the spanish dub of the Diddy Kong antivax episode

30.01.2026 01:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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The Kongathon TV experience

29.01.2026 22:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0