A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte wearing a shirt with rubber duckies on it.
Timeline cleanse of Ser Davos Seawoof in his new shirt.
It has rubber duckies.
How DARE you GO TO A STORE and ORDER SOMETHING THAT STORE HAS ON ITS MENU?? Don't you know that you are wasting the VALUABLE TIME of a MAN??? Don't you know that HIS TIME is more valuable than any TINY JOY that you might take from buying yourself a LITTLE TREAT???? HOW. DARE. YOU.
So selfish!!!!!!
Oh I don't bite them! I don't rend their flesh with my fangs!
I stick a lit m80 in their mouth and hold their jaw shut.
One time I met Neal McDonough and I told him I loved him in White Dwarf and he looked so shocked that anyone remembered it.
Lived rent free in my head since the NINETIES.
EVERYONE GO FUCKING WATCH IT RIGHT NOW GO GO GO
Achievement unlocked!
These are all still available which surprises me! I thought they'd be more popular.
Charles Thrush was a bird, wasn't he
I'm going to go order an absurd coffee tomorrow just to piss this jackass off by proxy.
90s. I am not THAT old
Oh@ Strange Luck. Also American Gothic. The 900s were a good time for a creepy supernatural and weird stories nerd
Love that one! Whenever I see the guy who played Alex in anything else I do that pointing Leo meme and shout "Alex!"
I know SOME people saw it but... Middleman
Abolish ICE and DHS.
I am imploring media to remember that just because someone writes an OpEd doesn't mean you have to publish it
Sugar being quite obstructive in terms of humans gaining access to the upper stairs
THE GUARDIAN OF THE STAIRS DEMANDS TRIBUTE
BUTT SCRITCHINGS WILL DO
A hand-crank sausage stuffer. It has a large metal basin into which to place meat, and a long plastic tube sticking perpendicularly out of the base. Into the metal, the word "DICK" is etched. To the side are a variety of other plastic tubes of varying widths, presumably for different girth sausages.
Today I learned that there's a company called F. Dick that makes commercial sausage stuffers & sometimes they're just referred to as "Dick sausage stuffers" & some look like this & I know it's all incredibly stupid but things are tough & I'm letting the 12-year-old boy inside me have this.
I’ve been to Naqsh-e Jahan. It is unspeakably beautiful. These buildings are the cultural heritage of Iran, of humanity itself. There are no words.
Imagine bombing Macchu Picchu to rubble. Or the Pyramids of Giza. Or Uluru, or Lascaux.
That’s what this is. That’s what they’re doing.
It's 75 and sunny out and I am in shorts. Happy false spring, everyone!
Here you go, everyone can use this one (it's signed by an authority)
**shifty eyes**
**opens trench coat**
Wanna preorder a book?
he’s out here banging on doors until he gets people out of detention and flying them home personally like that’s the shit I want to see
Charlie the dog, clearly concerned that I am giving myself a stroke
I'm practicing a song with high notes, loudly. Charlie is... concerned.
Yep. Apparently Now
Joe wasn't hip enough
The green-and-orange rufous hummingbirds are back on their migration northward, and since I was wearing an orange dress with a green puffy vest when changing the feeders yesterday they have decided I am one of their own. Hopefully the local Anna’s eventually forgive me for feeding their rivals.
(I suspect the Anna’s will decide not to care as long as they stay fed. There was one little pink-headed man who was starting to claim me as territory this winter — perching close to me, making territorial chirps — but I think he’s off nesting somewhere at present.)
Tomorrow!
a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby, sitting in a cat bed (not visible). over him is a whiteboard with the word 'nerd' written on it and an arrow pointing at his head.
Him nerd
