Elwood

You and @sepinwall.bsky.social need to launch a podcast or something. Reunite the NJ Star-Ledger dream team.

*burn in flavortown*

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

SEAHAWKS! 🏆

*exhales* that’s better

Don’t fuck this up Seahawks pls kthx

About fuckin’ time. #touchdown

That rocked in any language. #superbowl #halftime #badbunny

That Dunkin’ commercial was Al of us collectively having a stroke, right?

Driving home from work late tonight, I got a craving and swung through McD’s.

At the window, the Gens Z/Alpha working were absolutely blasting “Hotel California” and I thought…the kids are gonna be alright.

Only 18 nuggets in my 20pc. The kids can’t math, but at least they can work a playlist.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Brian and Sly in the same week is some end of an era shit.

If Biden got into an unhinged flame war with Ron Klain, do you think for a *second* that Republicans and Fox News would tell their base to ignore that shit?

FUCK NO.

They’d rail about it 24/7 all the way to Benghazi.

There’s blood in the water. Attack. Attack. Attack.

🎶 FROM THE HOUSES OF THE HOLY WE CAN WATCH THE WHITE DOVES GO…FROM THE DOOR COMES SATAN’S DAUGHTER AND IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW… 🎵

Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw (BD) Blown Away (BD) Hot Pursuit (BD) The Mirror Crack’d (BD) Pretty Baby (BD) Snake Eyes (4K) Summer Rental (BD) Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead (4K)

New additions to the shelves, thanks to @kinolorber.com! #physicalmedia #dvd #bluray #4k #kinocult #movies

Dow Down 2200+ Points

Fox:

Good evening and welcome to the end of Wayne Gretzky's career

He's at the Ovechkin game tonight - along with Trump Con Man and "FBI Director" Popeye Patel

If there was one moment when Gretzky's path towards self-destruction became unalterable, it was tonight.

It’s funny how all of these people have maximized their daily routine down to the second for maximum hustling grindset human excellence yet would completely fall apart if they had to do a shift making sandwiches at Subway

Blurays of Moneyball, Eight Men Out, and For Love of the Game

Sunday Triple Header in honor of Opening Week. #nowscreening #nowplaying #MLB #SundayMovies #movienight #physicalmedia

This!!

I usually look forward to the montage towards the end of the movie where all the bad guys who think they’ve gotten away with it are all snuffed out, one by one, very mysteriously but to the surprise or bother of absolutely no one.

Speaking of THE PITT, please get a glass of water or your emotional support stuffy before you watch this evening. They’re not done with you yet.

Jesus…The Pitt…I wasn’t ready. What an amazing, terrifying show. Two more to go…

One Dun-Dundred Percent Accurate

Just got laid off effective March 31. If anyone knows of anyone hiring for policy, advocacy, writing, editing, or, frankly, *anything*, please drop a line.

There is absolutely no way Greenland should let in a representative of an overtly hostile nation, in fact the wife of someone explicitly threatening to “take” it. Turn her plane back.

I’ve seen the scripts to next season of White Lotus. I can tell you under the strictest secrecy that its about a bunch of troubled, privileged white folks who go to an unspeakably beautiful resort and…

Relax and have a very nice time. At one point one of them gets a rash. But then it goes away.

a man wearing a blue vest with the word cloud9 on it ALT: a man wearing a blue vest with the word cloud9 on it

My new patronus.

My Cool Friend Michelle Other kids called Trachtenberg a bitch, but in our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid.

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