Biblically accurate Slayngel

Longing

Anyone else’s brain cease working on leg day?

This comes from watching an episode of the X files

Anyone else have the weird fear that you’re going to run over an invisible person whenever you drive through a crosswalk?

Nah I just grabbed a booster box, and ripped packs!

Have fun!!!

The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!

Burdened with glorious purpose

Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

Update 😏
All im missing that im aware of is my pokemon silver and emerald
And my gameboy (that one is @thefunian.bsky.social) silver is probably IN my old gameboy
I will fucking find it i swear lol

I am both the happy pony dragon and the person tired of its shit

My body can’t handle all that at this point 😔

Better than those massage gun pees 🤌

The older I get the more I’m afraid of getting horrible food poisoning. In my early twenties my brother and I got some sausages at a currywurst food truck. He ordered second and got a spicy mayo I hadn’t seen as an option. He spent the rest of the night excreting demons so bad he had two black eyes.

The hat of a witch

Last mushroom hunt of my season 🙏

Damn these leftovers slap 👏

Show me something you love that is brought by the rain! Mine is porcini!

I have no more new dreams 😭😭😭😭

pickledsconescos (www.instagram.com/pickledscone...) cosplaying as the Hero's Shade/Hero's Spirit from the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess at MCM London Comic Con 2024.

#cosplay #zelda #legendofzelda #nintendo #twilightprincess

Speak your truth 😌

I can bark for you

Gourd nort

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Whaaaaa! So awesome how you did this in like a day 🙌

I smell like beeeeeeef