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Jimmy Beams

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So what day is this geriatric All-Star game happening?

24.01.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop. Fouling. Three. Point. Shooters. Wtf

02.01.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok Shop is just the Home Shopping Network for Gen Zers.

21.12.2024 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That confirms it. I’m buying the green color way of the Fox 1.

06.12.2024 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toothpaste is just bone soap.

06.12.2024 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts and prayers are out of network.

04.12.2024 19:25 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me . ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .

Exactly! 😊

02.12.2024 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeremy Sochan looks like he really enjoyed seeing Wicked.

02.12.2024 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I make jokes to mask the pain. πŸ™ƒ

30.11.2024 05:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do the Sacramento Kings know that turnovers aren’t traditionally a Thanksgiving dish?

30.11.2024 04:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good choice! That’s quite the deal!

29.11.2024 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hold out and wait for Derozan restock!

29.11.2024 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how things on Amazon say β€œBlack Friday Deal” but it’s the same exact price as it has been for the last few weeks sitting in my shopping cart. True Black Friday doesn’t exist anymore.

29.11.2024 04:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, no one ever fouls Sabonis. Ever. 🀣

28.11.2024 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thought he would get away with it since Gobert got away with a foul on the previous possession slapping across his arms…

28.11.2024 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They are giving a way more favorable whistle to OKC. It’s obvious.

26.11.2024 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5 free throws in a half is…something.

26.11.2024 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Cereal is just breakfast soup.

24.11.2024 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Their court needs to drink some more water. Looking pretty dehydrated there.

21.11.2024 03:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Refs be like β€œI didn’t have a good angle of it.” πŸ™„

19.11.2024 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m tired of all these Sacramento Kings injuries. πŸ€’

But now, I do have a deeper understanding of what it feels like to be a New Orleans Pelicans fan. πŸ™ƒ

19.11.2024 06:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pencils are just pens with commitment issues.

18.11.2024 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

0 followers now lol

17.11.2024 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife got me DeMar DeRozan’s book for my birthday and now I really need to get it signed!

Looks like I’m going to be taking a book with me to all the games for the foreseeable future πŸ˜†

17.11.2024 17:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

De’Aaron Fox with 13 points in the first 6 minutes. πŸ€

17.11.2024 03:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.11.2024 19:06 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Paper towels are just napkins-on-the-cob.

16.11.2024 17:41 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Shaq vs Gronk. Who you got?

16.11.2024 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a chef is standing in a kitchen with pots and pans hanging from the ceiling and says `` yes , chef ! '' ALT: a chef is standing in a kitchen with pots and pans hanging from the ceiling and says `` yes , chef ! ''
16.11.2024 02:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I shall hold the elders with the highest esteem. 🫑

16.11.2024 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0