Hannah

"you should think twice"

Me an overthinker "I'm already at the 1000th rethink!!!"

I know these polls are pointless right now but damn if it's not bleak.

A chess edit where it's a war painting but chess pieces are photoshopped on top of the soldiers. The king says "u did great in the fight so I'll promote u." The pawn goes "really I'm gonna be a general?!" The king replies "no....my wife."

Tomgreg

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

This is almost as bad as when Assad forgot to put fort maintenance back on.

In unrelated news, I'm being assessed for ADHD in April

I go downstairs to get my phone and after picking it up I wonder what I'm downstairs for

this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

Leon: It all started in Raccoon City, 1998...

Grace: Oh wow that was before I was born.

Leon: Maybe I don't need to save you.

Nah I want free association of producer not state planned economics.

AI written posts in a cabalistic cycle

gonna state the obvious because apparently it has to be said: what the fuck will the AI summarize if there's nothing to summarize?

Iran staged a bombing in the opening hours of war that didn't know was going to happen?

This is just 9/11 truth for Iranians.

J. R. R. TOLKIEN's SAILOR MOON

Conjures up the image of Hitler surviving the war, shifting all the blame onto Himmler and living out the remainder of his days as the ceremonial President of the Bundesrepublik.

Islam isn't a race - People who racialise Islam

The serious, grown up approach to politics is owning the gay Jewish man by asking Grok or what the fuck ever to produce bad drawings of him holding hands with a homophobic antisemite.

Just shows how Mario has been carried by Luigi

This is more just me understanding the real character of fascists, they're all pretty bitches.

Hitler's inner circle was made up of people who loved him and hated every one else around him with a passion.

Of course Hux would become a traitor.

The other thing is people complaining, that Hux turning traitor because he doesn't like Kylo Ren doesn't fit his fanatic character.

Fair points.

Like the dagger.

It's not a pothole.

C-3PO literally says where to go to use the dagger to pinpoint the vault, from reading the inscription.

It's not subtext.

I don't like the Rise of Skywalker but also hate the most popular dunks.

Life Is Strange presents a really interesting moral choice. do you save an entire town from the apocalypse, or do you let a lesbian couple survive? while that seems straightforward enough, what if I told you one of the lesbians is hella annoying? not such an easy decision any more, is it?

Easy, sound type.

This explains why Labour are doing so badly, they actually believe in McSweeney

Did they also kill disco?