Michael George

You were right, obviously

Name names!!!

Hater

DISCLAIMER: Earlier this week, our announcer Richard Kind suffered a traumatie brain injury, and now thinks he is KISS frontman Gene Simmons. We at Everybody's Live thank you for your understanding. So, again, Richard will be talking like Gene Simmons, saying the types of things Gene says, and looking like Gene (his offstage look, like what he might wear to a Rock Legends Poker Tournament, not his famous onstage make-up look.)

Richard Kind giving the devil horns looking like Gene Simmons (his offstage look, like what he might wear to a Rock Legends Poker Tournament, not his famous onstage make-up look).

Truly nobody is doing it like the Mulaney show

The disaster began at border control in transit in Houston, Texas, when he was pulled aside and taken to a “secondary” room, he says. Posters hanging on the walls that had once celebrated diversity, equity and inclusion, had been crudely updated with a black marker pen, with mentions of DEI scribbled out. About 100 people from around the world sat and lay in various states of worry and exhaustion, he says. “There were so many people in this room. A heavy percentage of them were from South America. I met a girl from Berlin. There were a bunch of people from Canada. There were two Brits.”

An Australian man with a US work visa was detained upon reentry, called a “retard” and told, “Trump is back in town; we’re doing things the way we should have always been doing them.”

He was held with 100 people including many Canadians.

Posters celebrating equity had DEI scribbled out in marker.

Susan Crawford, wearing a blue jacket and jeans, walking outside a polling station. A headline reads: "Susan Crawford’s Win Keeps Liberal Majority On Wisconsin Supreme Court." Photo by Jamie Kelter Davis for The New York Times.

Breaking News: Susan Crawford, a liberal judge, won a pivotal Wisconsin Supreme Court seat despite $25 million in spending by Elon Musk on her opponent. nyti.ms/4jbwPWD

Bernie Sanders: "I'm gonna vote no. I think the American people are sick and tired of Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world, running around, slashing Social Security, veterans programs. That Republicans are moving for massive tax breaks and cutting Medicaid ... you gotta draw a line."

You, learning about John Feinstein’s passing from a post of Brian Dennehy as Bobby Knight from the ESPN Film’s adaptation of “A Season on the Brink.”

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

You know what? Maybe

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What former NBA coach wouldn’t want to put his genitals into a meat grinder while getting screamed at by people dressed as candy canes

chuck todd is perhaps best known for tweeting, then quickly deleting, "Public hj" way back on the old site. i wanna say 2010 or 2011 maybe

They want to ban the teaching of the unpleasant facts of American history because people might conclude injustices in the past that contribute to inequalities in the present should be rectified, instead of their belief, which is that some groups of people are inherently superior to others

Wife had to go to her company’s Chicago office this week, where they have this on the wall

He dipped in his quill pen for extra ink to write blue devils john hancock-style