In the UK a Bloody Mary is called a For Christβs Sake Janice
Deceptions
This has made me so hungry, I could ride a horse.
I do this anyway.
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We believe the Supreme Court β which disgracefully refused to hear from trans people before its decision last week β has placed the UK in breach of its obligations under the Human Rights Act.
So weβre readying a challenge β join us:
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This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
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I shouldnβt be on webchat to Yodel customer service about my missing parcel while rewatching series 1 of The Punisher.
Trans women are women
Trans rights are human rights
Bigots are fucking doomed
#transwomenarewomen
#transmenaremen
All of the jokes about Greek mythology really are my Achillesβ heel.
Chocol-IT
Okay, champ.
Yeahβ¦
Sold it, though
I would follow Cheith Kegwin into battle.
They all have the same face.
That Jaws poster genuinely fills me full of dread. I mean this in the most positive way possible - I hate it. Itβs incredible - well done!
Attempted naanslaughter
A straw is a hole.
I know itβs Aaron Eckhart, but in my mind they are interchangeable.
Havenβt watched this in years, so this may be a false memory, but isnβt there a bit where Tom Jane looks up for like 10 seconds, and then says βI hate the sky.β? Masterful.
Niche post, but Iβve just checked and the ending of βChronoβ by The Ghost Inside blends almost seamlessly into βWhenever, Whereverβ by Shakira.
Feel free to use this information however you see fit.
If youβre enjoying, or have put a bet on, a sport today in which animals are regularly killed as part of our entertainment, you can fuck all the way off.
Letβs all just be happy that Vanna are playing shows again. All other news can take a back seat.
I bet βGet Him to the Greekβ is a tough watch nowadaysβ¦
The Bumble Boy is complete.
I recommend everyone go watch Top Secret today. Kilmer was underrated as a comedy actor, and he shines in it.