Not breaking any new ground here, but my god is Bari a bad writer and thinker

Watching the Substance and looking over at my wife and giving a thumb's down every five minutes so she knows I know I'm not supposed to be horny at this latest ass part.

Incremental liberal progress

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

When you have the brain of a dog

the same picture as earlier except now the skin is unpleasantly smoothed and also I went in and widened and brightened the eyes and teeth and also made the eyes obnoxiously blue

now you are smooth, now you are mrbeast

A low polygon bear

How I be walking up to the club

unfortunate hairline on this guy

National democratic party after losing an election

All told, Seth has around 1.1 million followers across several social media platforms. Among his current and former followers on social media are several of The Avengers (the actors portraying Captain America, Ms. Marvel, The Vision, and The Hulk, for instance); several West Wing cast members (Richard Schiff, Bradley Whitford, and Josh Malina); former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey; U.S. senator Mitt Romney (from his "Pierre Delecto" sock-puppet account); 2016 Trump national security adviser George Papadopoulos, who made Seth one of his very first follows on Twitter; celebrities including Ricky Gervais, Mark Hamill, John Legend, Seth Rogen, Ed Norton, Anna Kendrick, QuestLove, Dan Harmon, Courtney Love Cobain, Wil Wheaton, LeVar Burton, Grimes, Elijah Wood, Deepak Chopra, Jeff Daniels, Cher, James Corden, Sarah Silverman and hundreds of others; and too many major-media journalists to name, from Nicolle Wallace to George Stephanopoulos, Erin Burnett to Chuck Todd, Jim Sciutto to Chris Cuomo, Stephanie Ruhle to Kristen Welker, Van Jones to Ronan Farrow, Bill Kristol to S.E. Cupp. At points Seth came tantalizingly close to finding a partner for turning his political nonfiction into a multi-season true-crime series; Rob Reiner (A Few Good Men and The American President) and Sam Esmail (Mr. Robot and Homecoming) have expressed interest. Multimedia rights for the 3,000-page, five-book, national-bestselling "Proof" series (see below for more) remain available.

Since childhood, Seth has needed to wear medicated pants. Upon achieving puberty "more completely than any boy to that point," his childhood doctor administered a whole-body x-ray and told his mom, "I'm afraid it's going to get stuck like that." In 2019, Seth underwent surgery to add ribs to his ribcage to stop him from sucking his own dick. The Advance Placement Dean of the Harvard School of Yale Medicine described the procedure as "singular, groundbreaking and a total failure." In 2020, he was chased out of a White Collar fan convention by a torch-bearing mob after being named "Most Reviled Mozzie." Seth is afraid of all large birds because they fly him back to their nest and sit on him. A court ruling determined that he is not allowed within 1000 feet of Robert Mueller or any Jonas Brother.

Seth Abramson's bio is, hands down, the most incredible thing I've ever seen.

It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country

Dame when the other team can play even a little perimeter defense

i think you should have to put FALLS FOR BULLSHIT in your display name like a dunce cap

I know why we’re all here, and I hope this site gets good, but it’s sorely lacking this kind of heat

Reskeet with a meme of you feeling your feelings

This app needs a noise or visual cue to acknowledge that a picture has been saved I keep ending up with triplicates and quadruplicates of things

Raffi complaining about Q on Star Trek, he hates him!

I feel like children’s musician Raffi must come join us on Bluesky

Brianna Wu self-designed campaign logo. I can't even describe it. The human brain cannot fathom how bad it is

I think about this logo all the time. Argue with people all you want but you will never penetrate the mind that created this

insane naomi wolf tweet: Over 60 women whom I know get menstrual-type cramps when they are just seated next to vaccinated women for an hour or so, ie at a lecture or play, or when they stay in hotels where vaccinated women have slept.

this also happens to me and the boys :(

I’m cashing that for sure

That’s Heidi Klum

One day you’re married to Katy Perry the next you’re sweating silently next to Ian Miles Cheong

my parents, who previously adored Richard Ayoade, have found out that he endorsed Graham Linehan’s terf manifesto and they are absolutely devastated and very disappointed because “he seemed so smart, too smart to be like that”

Me checking the Domino's Tracker 5 seconds after placing the order

He’s vanished from all chats.