Ronan Bleating

What is wrong with these people

Look at the sleeves! This is (was) art

Krishnan Gurumurthy just used the term "Nepo-Ayatolla" on the news.

Ink drawing with pencil colours on yellow paper. No background, just the yellow. A woman stands in the foreground. She wears a red, gold, yellow and brown striped dress which is sort of diagonal at the bottom so one side comes down to ankle length and the other thigh length. She has extremely long red hair which curves behind her and then comes round the front and mimics her arms, which we'll get to. She has an eye patch, red lipstick and red gloves. Her arms are very long and curve out in front of her, holding up a glass dome within which floats a fox's head with blue eyes and a red bow tie under it. Actually, I say she holds the dome, it's actually floating above her hands. Where her left arm (the one nearest us) crosses her body, it creates an impossible divide - her body from the waist down does not line up with from the waist up at all.

Glamorous new picture:

Good for her! I’m surprised her hip could take it

An Amazon listing entitled: “Flymind Safe Keychain Set for Girls with Personal Safety Alarm, Hand Sanitizer Holder, Whistle and Pom - Rating 4.5” There is a circle of images surrounding an image of the keychain itself. Those images are captioned anticlockwise as follows: “For students For gifts For women alone For elderly For outdoor sports For potential murder” All the images are stock photos apart from “For potential murder” which is an unsettling illustration of a wide-eyed face being gagged by a hand from behind.

Was just browsing handy keychains for my daughter and this took a dark and unexpected turn.

They should make fruit loops out of halloumi and call them squeaky winders

Remind me of your online shop. I can’t find it

Trump and Starmer, together at last.

Do you see a vase or two cunts?

You received it and now you’re really happy?

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Has anyone done a list of all the women they fancy this year? 🍺

Such a coincidence! I was Mary Kate. How you been?

Ancient mate

Glad to see all your photos from another decade coz sometimes I forget how fucking old you are.

Always glad to have more content for my OF

That’s what I said. “Uncanny Cod”

Is this AI?

A Welshman with pubes instead of hair

Nonce dead
Nonce dead
The Soham nonce dead
His card was well and truly marked
When he was smacked around the head

Poster saying "new fuck off super spray"

Imagine taking a phone call. Couldn’t be me

ket slag

found your dad’s hat

My mum does not complain. Ever. When she moved to the town I was born in, she could see various social problems. She didn’t make a fuss. She sought grant funding and support (this was 1980) to get various things for the borough. One of them was a citizens advice bureau.

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Mate! So cute

They always do - they’ve got brilliant genes, bbz

I had a Percy Jackson and a Medusa. But I’ll leave it to your imagination

Wishing you a speedy recovery

“Two recalcitrant wheel nuts” is what I call it when a couple of cyclists pull up at the lights