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Jim Horlock

@horlockwarlock

Writer, gamer, Dungeon Master (not the kinky kind), collector of ghosts and cryptid enthusiast. CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS out now! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Change-Other-Terrors-Collection-Stories/dp/1958228664 https://ko-fi.com/jimhorlock

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Nocturnal: awake at night.
Diurnal: awake in the day.
Crepuscular: awake when there's pancakes.

07.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to brag, but my scrambled eggs have been described as "velvety"

05.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter what the crime, he'll get to the bottom of it. This ass won't quite. Detective Butt, coming soon to a cinema near you.

I'm very tired.

03.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get thee behind me, satan!

03.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing I should be writing

03.03.2026 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just wanted to see the old people fall. I thought it'd be funny.

28.02.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just normal things

28.02.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much riz there's only room for one z.

26.02.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey I'm back in therapy. This is a PSA that if you're struggling, you should find help. There's no shame in it.

26.02.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Credit where it's due!

25.02.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Lauren!

25.02.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers Joe!

25.02.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

25.02.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks so much James!

25.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's my birthday! #booksky #indiebooks #birthday #somekindofbun

25.02.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Welshman, I am extending my support to Canadians at this time. We, too, know whtlat it's like to be beaten at our national sport by a much maligned neighbour.

25.02.2026 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anytime! That story really stayed with me!

24.02.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only 3? Oh man, that's tough. I will pick @kayv.bsky.social for Pig House (published by @seizethepress.bsky.social), @michaelwehunt.bsky.social for anything from The Inconsolables, and @sashabrown.bsky.social for a tonne of his stuff but To The Wolves in Weird Horror Magazine is up there.

24.02.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks so much, Joe! You've made my week!

24.02.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheese and leek Welsh cakes, Welsh rarebit, fish and chips, and Bara Brith.

21.02.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm late, I've lost control of my life.

19.02.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty rude of WOTC to use this image of me on one of their maps without asking.

17.02.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gladly!

14.02.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would read that!

14.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you still love your worm friend if they were a girl?

14.02.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Modern cooking competition shows be like:
"In this round, build your own oven before you can cook."

"In this round, the ingredients have been rendered invisible."

"In this round, you must defeat The Mountain King while cooking."

11.02.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't hear much about orcs these days. What are those guys up to?

11.02.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trust me, put some cheese in there.

11.02.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Navigated to Twitter by accident and was immediately reminded what a cesspit it is.

10.02.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But do they have, like, a serrated beak?

10.02.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0