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He seems like he enjoys working for a theme park company! Novel!

Tone here is very much me explaining to my toddler that the fish fingers can't be put back together once I've cut them up.

They look really happy about this turn of events.

I was trying to figure out why the patriotic people in America love dead troops so much but don’t seem to care about the living ones due to we keep trying to send them to get hurt and die in places like Iran (?) and then when they come back we don’t take care of them adequately we look the other way like they’re an ex from a bad breakup we pass by on the street like oh shit. I guess it’s a lot like how they love the unborn. A dead troop and an unborn baby aren’t actual people you have to take care of anymore or yet they’re just an idea you can do whatever you want with and what the fuck are they going to say about it anyway their bones aren’t even moving.

Of course there is a Hell World about this www.welcometohellworld.com/i-was-depres...

Yea you want to watch it like a movie?

Formula let our family grow into the amazing, loving unit we are now and I will never shut up about it.

My child didn’t successfully eat for the first days of her life. Pumping while caring for a newborn is extremely difficult. It damaged my mental health and my ability to bond with her. Forever grateful for the lactation consultant who helped me introduce formula. A modern miracle. Rot in hell.

Pick a color pick an animal.

This is an impressively bad idea for a company that relies on intellectual property.

Rickets is a disease caused by malnutrition. Ghouls.

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

Transphobes think that women are, by definition, weak, lesser things defined solely by breeding capacity, and that their ability to self-express *must* be continually and brutally regulated through violence. They aren’t really shy about these beliefs, either

This is all going to get harder, but they literally cannot legislate you out of existence. When tomorrow arrives, you will still be here, you will still be who you are, and we will all still be here with you.

I don’t think the left needs its own ‘pronatalism.’ the concept of reproductive justice is right there!

There’s a real link between AI writing and Silicon Valley meal replacement drinks and the entire fuckin swath of maximizing the human experience and it’s that they view pleasure as being unhelpful to life. I don’t want a drink that replaces a meal, I don’t want a book summary, I want to savor things

The Women’s March was my first political action. I wouldn’t have gone to my first DSA meeting without going to the Women’s March first. I eventually became an officer. You need steps to build your organizing skills and confidence.

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

I recently saw a phrase on some recovery literature from an eating disorder treatment facility: "I will not betray my soul." I think about that a lot, and I'll spend the next four years thinking about it a lot.

David Lynch saying "Fix your hearts or die"

I’m raising an over packer. “Can I bring my guitar to Disney?”

How are invest in mentors and business hobbies?

Graffiti that says “fuck nudes send me a reason to live”

Don Draper in Mad Men: that’s what the nudes are for!

Literally wearing horns.

As someone who didn’t think I could understand more abstract avant garde film he was very meaningful. The twin peaks return episode about the bomb blew my mind.

The laundromat in my town had signage in Polish in the 90s because we had such a large Polish population. Same small town would have insisted that Spanish speakers need to learn English.

This is how my daughter was introduced to it. This year in 3rd grade!

The Social Network poster with stylized text overlay "I"m Starting To Think David Fincher Went Way Too Easy On This Fucking Dork"

The Social Network (2010)

Bring back home economics

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses