Call Me Sam

roaming gangs of young whites have invaded the city. they appear intoxicated and on hard drugs. use caution. what is it about their culture? where are their parents?

not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

The King is mad

loved every second of Bad Bunny. That message of inclusion and a celebration of cultures like Puerto Rico’s is just what America needs right now. Plus, his music just gets you in motion. 10/10

Breaking in a new Lloyd Pan and tested out Lagerstrom's beer pizza dough. This is a pepperoni, Calabrian pepper relish, and pesto pizza. #pizza

I can't imagine a more thankless task than being the Browns social media admin who was asked to put together a Todd Monken hype video.

a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

Friend and comrade, I hate to tell you my own family history, let alone that of millions... for my people, it was 99 long years from the Emancipation Proclamation to the Civil Rights Act.

Entire generations lived and died.

(I pray that the fire this time is kinder. I do pray.)

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.

And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

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Say less. Good morning! 🩷

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

#homebrew trippel finally bottled!

Death by chocolate zucchini cake

Little fry up from the garden! Fried zucchini blossoms and zucchini fritters with a yogurt dip 🌱 🍽️ #cooking #gardening

We've got doppelgangers! This is my 11 year old River, she's a sweetheart #dogsofbluesky

Very much this. Funny how the Court was perfectly happy to allow nationwide injunctions against Biden administration actions that were entered by conservative judges, especially ones like Judge Kacsmaryk in Texas. But now that judges are restraining Trump's illegal actions, the Court rushes in. 😡

I would say the four sisters garden is off to a good start 🌱

Bar chart titled “The Supreme Court vs. The Lower Courts: Rulings on the Trump Administration” showing three horizontal bar charts for May 1-June 23, 2025. Federal District Courts: large red bar (82 cases, 94.3% against) with tiny green bar (5 cases, 5.7% for). Circuit Courts of Appeal: medium red bar (15 cases, 68.2% against) with smaller green bar (7 cases, 31.8% for). Supreme Court: tiny red bar (1 case, 6.3% against) with large green bar (15 cases, 93.7% for). Shows dramatic reversal from lower courts ruling against Trump administration to Supreme Court ruling for it.

Since May:

Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.

Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.

A judiciary at war with itself.

Green beans and snap peas today #harvest 🌱

Greek chicken salad

Mesclun mix from the garden

This is why we #garden, love having fresh greens on hand! Grew the mesclun mix myself

I have my hopes set on a big max pumpkin but I'm also going to do a kuri squash in the next bed over in case that's too finicky

I'm doing something similar! I just put the beans down earlier this week (Zone 6) and just waiting for them to poke through before the squash goes in

I’m a little disappointed this doesn’t have a shock collar

Science has gone just far enough.

Fern bird #garden #birds