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My thoughts and feelings. Don't bother responding. I'm not looking for engagement. And I'm too old to give a s**t about anyone else's opinions. Zero tolerance for scum.

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That feels worse that some of the fucking tonkings we have had this season. #swfc

10.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats just gutting! #swfc

10.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That takes me back.

10.03.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NEAR AND FAR (1975): This BBC educational series for schools had a decidedly eerie title sequence, with a theme tune best described as 'queasy'.

Now turn to page 666 in your exercise books.

10.03.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 155 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Although if MA's bid was a low as rumoured than he wasn't really serious at all and was just another timewaster.

10.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed.

10.03.2026 10:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll still take ages.

10.03.2026 10:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you expecting any news today? Iโ€™m not.

10.03.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After years of working IT support, I'm absolute convinced that people log trivial - but job-stopping - tickets as a way to avoid doing any work. "Why aren't you working?" "Oh, I'm waiting for IT get back to me about what the letter E is used for".

09.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšจ UPDATE: fireball over Europe โ€“ 8 March 2026

At 18:55 CET on Sunday, 8 March, a very bright fireball streaked across the skies of Belgium, France, Germany, Luxembourg, and the Netherlands, glowing for around six seconds before fragmenting. ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ”ญ

๐ŸŽฅ Allsky7

09.03.2026 11:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 384 ๐Ÿ” 109 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

If you believe a website called LegitSportsNews that is clearly AI generated bollocks, then you are too fucking gullible to live. No hope. #swfc

09.03.2026 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That blew my 11 year old mind!

09.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Black Dog Runs at Night
The Black Dog Runs at Night YouTube video by Thought Gang - Topic

youtu.be/i6CYRXpazOI?...

08.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Black Dog has well and truly caught up with me today.

08.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VAR should be used as a tool to assist the officials, instead they are hiding behind it. As a tool it is great its been implemented by cretins.It was great recently to see that new ref stick with his on field call and tell the VAR so, thats how it should be used.

07.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Offside is offside. And tbh I thought he looked it in real time. He looked too far forward.

07.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Offside is offside. Until Uncle Wenger fucks it up. But, hey, lets just allow offside goals.

07.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is one of your ultimate comfort movies?

07.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These Fantastic Four covers are taking me waaaay back. Loved this story.

07.03.2026 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two surefire signs that you are an old fart. One, you have a 'funny turn' whilst out shopping. Two, the very young people working in the supermarket (who were very nice to me) ask 'Are you OK Mister?'. Feel. Ancient!

06.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So bad! ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously, Ian Wright gets a free pass from this. Glorious Purpose!

05.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it when they have to read the blurb for a sci-fi film/tv-show and they clearly have no fucking clue what they are reading. It may as well be in Sanskrit!

05.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should set up a special abandoned oil rig in the middle of the North Sea and just drop the fuckers there.

05.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just not sure how S13 got through quality control. And, to be perfectly honest, Iโ€™m not sure how and why standards slipped that much for it to be deemed acceptable. From a team that produced so much good work to suddenly be producing that dogshit was a shock.

05.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just hoping they have learnt their lesson and not fucked up season 21. But tbh, Im not holding my breath.

05.03.2026 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lost my balance just watching him!

04.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Legit it seems.

04.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually I may be wrong, Same thread says Future network are legit. Note sure now. Best check with the guys in the thread I reposted, they say they have ordered from Future Network. Sorry for confusionm.

04.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blech. How very, very unpleasant. Stay away from that Network site. Just... keep as far from it as possible.

04.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0