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Walter Kosumak

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Drunk mascot of the Boston Red Sox. Used to be a decent insult comic. You still need to get me a beer and keep your children the fuck away from me, shitheads.

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I'm banning everyone from playing the song "Freebird" ever again. Fuck that fucking song in the goddamn ass

14.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "C" on Naylor's jersey doesn't mean 'Captain', it means 'Canada'. #wbc

14.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every Ram truck commercial is like RAAMMMM NOT FOR HOMOS SUCK AMERICA'S COCK

14.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every Jeep commercial should just be HEY ASSHOLES HAVE A DUCK FETISH

14.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Logan Webb looks like Jesse Plemons playing Logan Webb #wbc

14.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We, as a civilization, need to be honest with ourselves and ask this crucial question: do we really need another Star Wars franchise movie?

14.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't been paying attention to the #WBC because I'm cheap and MLB forces fans to pay through to nose for it. And, well, now I feel my cheapness has been vindicated.

11.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUN FACT: Getting "Sussuido" by Phil Collins stuck in your head is actually a legitimate reason to blow your brains out

09.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Upon further review, I believe most Martin Scorsese films could be summarized as Joe Pesci shouting the n-word and other slurs over random Rolling Stones songs

06.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Kristi Noem chokes to death on dog dick

06.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't wait for all of these fucking people to die

04.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perhaps RFK Jr. could ask Trump for "safety data" regarding his presence around teenage girls. Start small with questions like "Hey, have you raped a teenage girl today?"

04.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyways, 95% of social media is dumb and fuck the Yankees

02.03.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If op/ed pages publish pieces by authors whose arguments are rooted in bad faith and entirely devoid of facts, then what cause are these media orgs really serving? Because they're certainly not foresting honest debate; and we don't need to be insulted about our lack of "media literacy" to say this.

02.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This rhetorical detritus harkens back to Ezra Klein claiming that Charlie Kirk "practiced politics the right way." If by "the right way," one means arguing in bad faith and completely devoid of facts, then, uhm, I guess?

The point here is that debates issue be based on facts and not bad faith.

02.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem isn't the general public's lack of "media literacy," which Filipivoc has argued in this thread. The problem with op/ed pages at national newspapers "publishing pieces that make the case for [bad policy]" is that the "case" being made is usually complete fucking bullshit.

02.03.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The 2026 baseball season just got remarkably better

27.02.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the first time ever that Erika Kirk has appeared in public without pyrotechnics

25.02.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHY ISN'T JOHN FETTERMAN WEARING SOCKS HE'S AN ANKLE COMMANDO

25.02.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being a former New Englander and hearing blizzard updates whilst sipping tea

23.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kash Patel is really just Indian Kid Rock

23.02.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody actually likes Curling as a sport. Nobody watches Curling and actually thinks "Oh, I might actually see an amazing feat of athletics akin to Bo Jackson running up an outfield wall after a catch," or "Michael Jordan doing a slam dunk," during a fucking Curling match."

22.02.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at ticket prices for the World Baseball Classic game Mexico v. USA in Houston on March 9. I could sit in the nosebleeds for $200+ ... Sigh.

21.02.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After I die, I want to be reincarnated as an 1890's baseball player named Cum Hardy

20.02.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling is for people who actually enjoy Bud Light

20.02.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be more interested in Curling if they used a Cybertruck as a zamboni, then at halftime, they just exploded it in the middle of the ice

20.02.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling is for people who think Sublime is music

20.02.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling doesn't have a Zamboni. That's unnatural. It's the gravest of sins.

20.02.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling is just shuffleboard for bougie douchebags

20.02.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling is just disc golf for alcoholics who live in Nunavut

20.02.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0