Shay Hoffman

I would ride into battle under HEB’s banner.

Near zero until we lose a major asset, which itself is also near zero given current math. But even then, there are few reasons to think that kind of flail would accomplish anything and yes there are still people who would stand up to block it.

All I will say is that Thunder fans have been knowing Russ is a mensch for years 🙂‍↕️

Morning Digest: His opponent dissed his music. Now everyone wants to party with him. The next quinceañera in South Texas might just celebrate with a Latin Grammy-winning star

“This election isn’t about who you want performing at your niece’s quinceañera,” said GOP Rep. Monica De La Cruz.

Now Democrat Bobby Pulido, a Latin Grammy-winning star, is offering to play quinceañeras in #TX15 — and everyone wants in.

We've got the full story in today's Morning Digest -->

conservative evangelicalism is the direct theological offspring of slaveholder christianity and it contains all of its pathologies, part infinity

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

[dr. seuss voice]

looking high,
looking low,
where did all
of my fucks go?

they are not here,
they are not there,
there are no fucks left
anywhere!

Nothing bad ever happened after a government demanded a list like this, right?

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.

In September 2025 Pete Hegseth spent...

*$99K on a grand piano for the Air Force CoS

*$2M on Alaskan king crab

*$7M on lobster tail.

*$15M on ribeye steak

*$124K on ice cream machines

*$140K on doughnuts.

*$12K on fruit basket stands

*$60K on recliners
newrepublic.com/post/207555/...

2 Teen Mariachi Musicians Released From ICE Detention Representative Joaquin Castro of Texas led a delegation of Democrats to a South Texas detention center to press for the release of the brothers and their family.

Two teenage brothers and mariachi stars who visited the White House last summer were released with their family on Monday from an ICE detention center in South Texas. Rep. Joaquin Castro led a delegation of Democrats to the center to press for the release.

Sure sex is great but have you ever tried telling a man that you don’t care about his opinion?

Movies that cost less to make than disgraced former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's $220M ad campaign:

Iron Man
The Matrix
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Top Gun: Maverick
Barbie
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2)
The Hunger Games
Oppenheimer

“Stupid people are dangerous.” —Katniss Everdeen

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

Markwayne, Markwayne
Soon everyone will learn
You have no brain

My mom lives in Oklahoma. Can confirm.

I took a Bob Dylan class in college and this made me so nostalgic 🥹 I did a whole project on Shelter From the Storm.

Pretty sure those winds you feel changing are the Ides of March 😬

I’m sure this is fine and will have no repercussions.

Evergreen statement

Pretty sure the senate pac also spent a fortune trying to save Cornyn?

Of course it’s not right. Thune is an idiot. And this puts them on the record about an extremely unpopular war that has real potential to become a full blown catastrophe that they’re then attached to by name.

Thune probably just figures there’s no harm in letting it die in the senate. Then he can say they voted on it. Ass covering, probably.

Does it need 60 votes?

American Jews have been TRYING to tell folks that yes, AIPAC is evil, & fuck them, but Christian Zionists in the US outnumber Jews IN THE WORLD & have risen to power in all areas of our government, & they want to bring the End Times (& kill all the Jews btw), AND THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

So quite literally Iran Contra?? Iran Contra 2.0? Iran Contra 2: Electric Boogaloo??? 2 Iran, 2 Contra???

I could be wrong here but wasn’t this the prevailing thought process behind the Bay of Pigs???

Americans Stranded in the Middle East Aren’t Getting Help from the State Department “Please do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation,” a State department hotline said when NOTUS called Tuesday afternoon.

NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East — but the State Dept is not helping them do it.

We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."