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oh whoops uh yeah schedule is packed sorry

aw dang 😞 i'll be in the bay in q2 for another onsite. hopefully we can catch up then 😊

true, but now we will "have to" buy more to replenish our stocks 🙄

Half this app is bemoaning the fact that pizza hut no longer gives kids free pizza for doing a summer reading challenge but seriously check with your local library because ours gives out free zoo tickets and minor league baseball tickets for their summer reading prizes which is a much better deal.

The voice that won over Ira Glass hasn't changed much since 1992. It's more subdued than it was in riotously funny essays like "Me Talk Pretty One Day," but the wry wisecracking, the deliberate bitchiness — those qualities are still in evidence. Still, in "Cash and Carry," when Sedaris critiques the phrasing on a homeless man's cardboard sign ("It should be 'Help one of the homeless,' I wanted to tell him. Otherwise it sounds like you’re going to take whatever you collect and distribute it to other people in need."), I sympathize with the guy's response that he hopes Sedaris burns in hell. His essays often derive their humor from catty, judgmental moments like that one, and so it's notable that this is the first time I can remember reading one and being firmly on the other person's side. The tone may not have changed, but Sedaris's positioning inarguably has. The very bitchiness which once made his voice feel so fresh has become a commonplace in humor writing; writers from Tina Fey to Samantha Irby have surpassed him in their own fluent versions of it. Watching him uphold it now with such determination feels like watching your dad try to squeeze into the leisure suit he last wore in 1971. Sedaris spent so many years assuring us he was an incurious curmudgeon that he seems to have talked himself into becoming one, at least on the page.

i wrote about why david sedaris’s writing leaves me cold now
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the liberal “gender” is a shit compromise wherein the transsexual is offered a morsel of societal tolerance, and in exchange must sacrifice a core part of themselves to uphold the sanctity of biological essentialism and every system of oppression built upon it

how long are u there? i get in on monday morning for a work onsite

so they won’t do anything about the people who harass her, literally threatened to contact her rapist hoping he would take revenge on her, draw horrible drawings of her, etc. but just fucking getting rid of her because of mass reporting harassment campaigns. okay. fuck it. fuck it.

the reason a lot of us like the word transsexual is because cis people know to keep it out of their mouths. it’s Our Word.

if you’re a cis person about to heckle a trans woman on this site just like maybe give us today as a free one

4th Circuit Rules That States Can Compel Trans Adults To "Appreciate Their Sex" Via Care Bans They ruled that states "encouraging citizens to appreciate their sex" through care bans is a constitutional goal, affirming West Virginia's Medicaid ban for trans adults.

This is a red-flag, sirens blaring ruling esp if SCOTUS lets it be.

My guess is that the next step will be the GOP adding such bans to a budget bill and Dems letting it slide.

This is genocide, the erasure of a distinct group of people.

#CoalMineCanaries

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we can build a better midler. we have the technology

GLORB - MHMM (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) YouTube video by Glorb

dropping this in the middle of a set like its normal

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

And if you’re lucky she’s all three

Rhys Nicholson explains the Bean Soup Theory applied to transgender people YouTube video by ABC iview

Fancy a funny Bean Soup Theory explainer?

🧘‍♀️ elon builds a minesweeper and captains it himself 🧘‍♀️

...hey, guys, do you think iran wrote down where they put all the mines in the strait of hormuz, so they can take them back out after america loses orrrr

this is the way

now hang on just a dang minute p'ardner

Singular Y’all is Y’ou

That is the most common kind of war, to be honest.

A JSON file representing a source map. The code contains: { "version": 3, // Always the integer 3 "file": "out.js", // Optional: name of the generated file "sourceRoot": "", // Optional: prefix prepended to each entry in "sources" "sources": ["foo.js", "bar.js"], // Required: list of original source URLs/paths (or null) "sourcesContent": [null, null], // Optional: inlined source text, aligned with "sources" "names": ["src", "maps"], // Optional: symbol names referenced by "mappings" "mappings": "A,AAAB;;ABCDE", // Required: encoded mapping data (base64-VLQ deltas) "ignoreList": [0] // Optional: indexes into "sources" considered "third-party" }

Source maps are a vital part of modern web development, but the lack of a standard made it impossible for us to add new features or improve the debugging experience.

This is the story of how we standardized source maps and how we continue to ship features through standards 📜

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Source Maps: Shipping Features Through Standards Source maps are a vital part of modern web development, but a lack of standard has made it impossible for us to add new features or improve the debugging experience. This is the story of how we standa...

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getting reaaaaaaal sick of cis people using "gender affirming [X]" to make fun of conservatives fucking up their faces/bodies with cosmetic procedures

If anyone knows about an Epic Escort, it’s …

6 Go-To Phrases for Disengaging from Barn Gossip "I'm trying to stay out of barn drama" "I'm not the best person to ask about that" "I don't really want to talk about someone who isn't here" "I try to assume good intentions" "Anyway, how did your ride go?" Equestrian Mental Wellness "I hope they work it out"

really important PSA

donald trump post on truth social: If the Protoss have put out any photon cannons in our base, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason photon cannons were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to the Protoss will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Terran capabilities deployed against the Zerg to permanently eliminate any drones or probes attempting to place photon cannons in our base. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP