Opinion | Trump is always βahead of scheduleβ
Philip Bump: The president says the Iran War is βway ahead of schedule,β but wonβt explain what victory would look like. Thereβs a pattern here.
Trump always says heβs βahead of scheduleβ β the Iran war is no different.
The president says the Iran War is βway ahead of schedule,β but wonβt explain what victory would look like. Thereβs a pattern here.
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12.03.2026 01:12
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@gaylord.pink found our answer!
12.03.2026 21:14
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12.03.2026 14:27
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Something like that, or scared the receipts would get leaked like Keg-Breath's lobster tails and they'd get the Noem treatment for embarrassing the Fanta Furher.
12.03.2026 21:10
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12.03.2026 01:50
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He might notice, but chances are he'd forget about it a moment later. π€·π But seriously, they wear them like we wore those gawd-awful, itchy, ugly-ass sweaters our aunt/nan made, just so they don't hurt paw-paw's feelings. π
12.03.2026 18:57
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Humiliation kink.
(Not yucking anyone's yum, here!)
12.03.2026 16:38
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
Theyβll play this in museums in future.
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12.03.2026 15:11
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It's all just a game to them.
Until it comes to their doorstep.
They won't find it funny then.
12.03.2026 13:57
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Hope you didn't hurt yourself! ππ
12.03.2026 13:52
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Everything about this is so, so incredibly stupid.
12.03.2026 13:20
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Maybe he should smile more. He'd be prettier if he smiled more.
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12.03.2026 12:09
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Your tax dollars at work.
Are you great yet? Is this winning?
12.03.2026 11:33
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Pretti Good question.
11.03.2026 23:53
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This is the guy who likes to downplay non-fatal injuries suffered by US service members in combat.
11.03.2026 01:20
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My day was an emotional roller-coaster, but all is right(ish) with my world now, and I'll take the wins when I can get them!
11.03.2026 21:51
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See what, now?
10.03.2026 22:25
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BREAKING: As many as 150 U.S. troops have been wounded in the war with Iran, according to sources familiarβfar higher than the Pentagonβs publicly disclosed figure of just 8 seriously wounded troops. The true toll of this war is already far worse than the public has been told. (Reuters)
10.03.2026 18:36
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Trump says US Navy sank Iran's warship off the coast of Sri Lanka because "it's more fun" to sink ships than capture them.
09.03.2026 21:04
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Always loved Nat and Natalie individually, but this duet truly was 'Unforgettable'.
10.03.2026 17:49
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Died, and are walking around with no legs.
Jmfc....
10.03.2026 00:18
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Help my friends at VFRL today. Let's help our men and women in uniform who can't stop this insanity on their own.
09.03.2026 20:43
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Ain't that the truth.
Which is odd, coming from him.
10.03.2026 00:08
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Also known as "using insider knowledge for war profiteering."
09.03.2026 23:21
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A+++ alt-text. No notes. π€£
09.03.2026 21:32
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A gold-plated reception from the Count of Mostly Crisco is what's likely planned.
Cold hamberders and diet cokes, eaten with pinkies up, of course.
09.03.2026 21:30
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That's a bet I'd put money on.
09.03.2026 11:47
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Hatred, ignorance, fear, greed, and discrimination are viruses, magnified by suffering, carried in buckets, spilled onto the world.
We cannot eliminate them by actions that magnify hatred, ignorance, fear, greed, discrimination and suffering - only by actions that relieve them.
08.03.2026 17:45
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Got to see my neighbour after he got home last night. The glow of pride when he told me about his day was worth every penny. His joy is my repayment. Kiddo lost their games, but got to see their family all together. Good trade.
08.03.2026 13:47
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