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Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.

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but with a smarmy, game-show host vibe

13.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This same is true for any number of members of Congress over the past 50 years not to mention the thousands of representatives at the various state houses across the country.

13.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously in any system that purports to represent 350M people only a few will be able to participate at the highest level of government but people like Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama were "regular people" who worked their way up and did not come from particular wealth or privilege.

13.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The usual path to higher levels of government is by achieving name recognition at lower levels of government.

13.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is just wrong. there are something like a half million elected positions in the USA and almost all of them are in local government.

13.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what's this, a voice of reason and experience? on the internet?

13.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like what is that even

"you'll have to play this guitar, it's missing a couple of strings and the pickups only make a buzzing sound" oookay

13.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

showed up to a gig where it was almost impossible to load in/out and was told "you'll have to play the house kit" and the kick drum beater side head was torn and flapping

had to walk about a mile through wall to wall people with a kick drum over my head, no way I'm playing a non-existent kick drum

13.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Erika Jong was pretty edgy too

13.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Happy Hooker, really an education for a young person

13.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/kell...

13.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just a buzzword for option 2

13.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"hey Sam, in a sentence, explain why your company should be nationalized"

13.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's describing the USA from Iran's pov

13.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If you are not happy with the quality of your representation, you are free to run for office yourself, in fact.

13.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We know the Trump family has been beholden to the Russian mob since the 90s.

Of course these aren't good people being compelled to do evil.

These are evil people who have fallen prey to their own evil.

13.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all watched Graham go from being an outspoken never-Trumper to a capering lickspittle in the period of 18 holes of golf, though.

13.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

A pure democracy, in which any person can advance any issue that is then voted on by the entire group, is not terribly practical for a nation of 350M people, it turns out.

13.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump is why wise people made the Fed independent

13.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey does anyone remember how we had like a decade of near zero interest rates? Thank god the USA spent that time investing in infrastructure! What a calamity if we had just squandered the last best chance of our lives

13.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 2235 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 36

we have taken the entire intellectual output of the human race without permission and now we're ready to rent it back to you whenever you need to think

13.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On some level I’m not sure my mind can quite grasp the raw stupidity of conducting a massive decapitation strike against Iran with no day two plan whatsoever, and then immediately finding yourself in a worldwide energy crisis with no off-ramp because you didn’t expect Iran to react

13.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1766 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 17

you ever think about how our institutional press has failed and the actual, meaningful fourth estate is oddballs on social media

12.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 417 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5
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Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

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US temporarily lifts sanctions on Russian oil at sea as Iran war sees global prices surge Trump administration announces 30-day waiver on Russian oil stranded at sea as concerns over US-Israel war on Iran unsettles markets

And there it is. Putin is getting the money turned back on.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

13.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Altman makes a pretty compelling case for nationalizing OpenAI.

13.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 645 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 6

It's a democratic republic

13.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sickening racism from a sitting senator. The Ogles hate is contagious.

You’re either calling this out or normalizing it. There’s no third option.

12.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 10283 πŸ” 3046 πŸ’¬ 1353 πŸ“Œ 448
Kara Westercamp's archived Twitter header that reads "An Iowa-transplant to the East Coast, 2003 American Honey Princess, proud Iowa Hawkeye, Republican, #MAGA #KAG opinions my own," with a bunch of emojis in there too

Kara Westercamp's archived Twitter header that reads "An Iowa-transplant to the East Coast, 2003 American Honey Princess, proud Iowa Hawkeye, Republican, #MAGA #KAG opinions my own," with a bunch of emojis in there too

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Can't decide if we're more excited to see @WattersWorld or Trump getting sworn into office! @FoxNews  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ#tcot @TrumpInaugural


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Kara Westercamp ‏ @KaraWestercamp FollowFollow @KaraWestercamp More Can't decide if we're more excited to see @WattersWorld or Trump getting sworn into office! @FoxNews πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ#tcot @TrumpInaugural 7:50 AM - 20 Jan 2017

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Dropping the charges against the hundreds of rioters who looted New York City while keeping hundreds of people who showed up at the Capitol in solitary confinement is a perfect example of the two-tiered justice system in America.

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What is the point of women’s sports if you have to compete against men?

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Kara Westercamp Mengetweet Semula Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com ‏ Akaun disahkan @stillgray 21 Jun Lagi Dropping the charges against the hundreds of rioters who looted New York City while keeping hundreds of people who showed up at the Capitol in solitary confinement is a perfect example of the two-tiered justice system in America. 181 balasan181 balasan3,682 tweet semula3,682 tweet semula10,957 suka Balas Tweet semula Suka Kara Westercamp Mengetweet Semula Lisa Boothe ‏ Akaun disahkan @LisaMarieBoothe 21 Jun Lagi What is the point of women’s sports if you have to compete against men? 631 balasan631 balasan3,263 tweet semula3,263 tweet semula17,990 suka Balas Tweet semula Suka

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Shouldn’t they have...not done it in the 2020 election? 

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BREAKING: Fulton County Officials say "We will not count counterfeit ballots in future elections."

6:17 PM - 21 Jun 2021

Kara Westercamp ‏ @KaraWestercamp 22 Jun Lagi Shouldn’t they have...not done it in the 2020 election? David Chapman ‏ @davidchapman141 FollowFollow @davidchapman141 More BREAKING: Fulton County Officials say "We will not count counterfeit ballots in future elections." 6:17 PM - 21 Jun 2021

Trump judicial nominee Kara Westercamp's Twitter account is locked down, which, in fairness, is also what I'd do if the Wayback Machine shows that I was tweeting and retweeting voter fraud conspiracy theories, pro-January 6er content, and gleeful selfies with Fox News personalities

12.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 14463 πŸ” 3718 πŸ’¬ 353 πŸ“Œ 121