Ewan Whyte

What a wonderful celebration!

Besides which, Fencewatch Fencequarters hasn't the same ring to it.

You must be the thoughtfullest person in all the whole world, Cheddar, wanting to make sure da Socky's noms are safe like that. I hope she realises how lucky she is having such a kind brother.

The mamarazzi – no peace will there be on this earth while they're around. Perhaps you should take away her phone. She'd get more housework done too.

A bit ?!? You need emergency regruntling, pal !

Wonderful costumes! We think we got some of them. Intrigued by the rest.

It's horrid, Ched – all sweet and gooey like da huzz!

He’ll never write great poems like you, Cheddar, if all he does is chew the pen! Maybe da mama should dip it in something that tastes horrid like almond paste.

Operation Epstein Distraction

"This is a …" (clip cuts off). Was the missing word 'lie'? Why did you cut it?

Gosh, Saffron. When I looked at this picture and read your stirring words, I was reminded at once of Walter Pater: “To burn always with this hard gemlike flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life.”

You mean the Trump-Epstein Files? Yes, release them. Fiat justitia ruat caelum.

You’d be even lighter without that basket on your head.

It must be Mama that’s invisible. That would explain everything.

I used to have a chair just like Rupert’s with a tray attached. I hope it’s still around somewhere — just in case.

You ARE invisible, Hexa. This is all AI.

Way to accessorise, girl !

He's stinking the whole world out – by his words, by his actions; the Farting Felon of Florida: fff.
Would it were ppp, or, better still, tacet !

You paw thing!

As we said once before (in another place) :

We love Cheddar more than Stilton,
Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats or Milton,
More than Shakespeare (by a hair)
And (by a whisker) Baudelaire.

Happy Palantines, Cheddy! And love, too, to your mama, Socky, Chewey and da Figgs.

And the happiest of happies to you too, Baggins!

Their mission? To coldly go…

Beautiful enamel mug!

The IT-girl!

Time to rename them 'The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein files' ('Trump-Epstein' for short).

Now I know why it's called the box seat. And never was seat boxier!

Thank goodness you were there, Cheddar! I've said it once and I'll say it again: that Figgy is a menace!

If you have to wear that, make them fork out for the rest of the costume.

The whole world's.