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Any two of those words in any combination

Yes of course. Could have worded it better

Why is the boss from the Nintendo Famicon game Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic in a Mario movie?

Why do we need AI when the image is so vivid already?

Wait till you hear about Dragon's Gayer

I have added a seventh and eighth clock

Chase Meridian Batman Forever card

No way!!!!

A San Rio, Batman Forever, and Fern Gully pack of training cards fanned out with a train car in the background

Boutta riiip these packs open on the train. What's your "Chase Meridian" card for the Fleer 1995 Batman Forever set??

I got an ad about that recently. I could meet them apparently?

Non-level boarding just cost me a box of cookies. I was lifting the stroller into the train and a box slipped out of the bottom holder area. Then I kicked it into the tracks 🙃 bye bye cookies. I hope you were delicious

No no, go back and put a penguin in the top left corner

A plaque on a cement patch in grass. It says there is a time capsule that will be opened in 2171. Buried in 1971

Over/under on this time capsule surviving 100 years, let alone 200? The hubris of past generations

Here's where I would say "it's been decades since I used one!" but that is not true because a few years ago I ran across one and miraculously had two quarters to use it. Called my partner who didn't answer, rightly. I left an annoying voice message of course

Two payphones on a wall

I used a payphone today to play walzr.com/payphone-go/

I just checked my Pokemon games and they're fine. What do you mean?

The ananas club *every language except English*

You know the crazy thing about being half deaf? It kinda has its benefits. I sleep like a baby. I face my bad ear towards things I don't want to hear. Would still prefer to have two working ears but I do have to be honest. Permanent loud tinnitus can be annoying

We found Polybius and reprogrammed it to compel the player to subscribe to our Patreon

After two failed attempts, I have finally made Good Gnocchi. The secret? Actually following the recipe!! And because I was strapped for time and couldn't make a good sauce, I just dumped canned marinara on it. Shrug.

It spells a pop culture thing I recognize! A pop culture thing that should not be in a cute font!

I have added a sixth clock

Rolled credits on Demonschool (again and again...) after 50+ hours. Hard to say if I did everything what with no achievements on the Switch. I'm missing one ability, and apparently one ending! This won't drive me crazy. Nope

Modern Google: Ghost in the Shell does not have human-frog hybrid characters. And even if they did exist, it's unlikely that their asshole would be located on their face. Would you like me to pirate all Ghost in the Shell content to train on illegally?

Creators, always screenshot your first hater

The kind of place that would buy a CT scanner for the sole purpose of scanning packs

A wall calendar page. The top page has Howard the Duck sitting at a diner booth looking down at a plate of eggs in shock

This month's retro calendar: Howard the Duck, March 1987

I bought some LA Olympics merch by @sandraboynton.bsky.social but it arrived a little too late. Or early?

The Adventures of Cookie and Cream, reimagined by Hazelight

Cars are legally allowed to break laws when
1. They're having a bad day
2. No one is at the intersection that they can see while traveling at 60mph
3. If they are 30 seconds late they will be fired

Sorry, no such exceptions for bikes and peds