Drozd, but backwards

So shitfaced he can't even write an "M" correctly!

You get a sixpence if you only smash them with a nearby rock but don't eat them!

Eaten...
Cooked first?
Raw??
Alive???

Heading out to eat some chop suey?

That was really nice and considerate of them.

“Upgrade” 😡

People are putting RAM in their computers, not money!

Dunno. Seems even more deranged and megalomaniacal than he was last go around…

Wait, what?

I know there are blank ones with lights for having 4 lit RAM slots.

But just 2, and one is a blank? Christ!

That, and your Dorian Grey portrait, too?

And do I want to know what else lurks within??? 😬

I cannot conceive of living in Mississippi without air conditioning. I’d dissolve like the Wicked Witch of the West.

lol, more broadly I can’t imagine living in Mississippi generally. Hell, Maryland is as far south as I’d want to live!

A friend or a hand truck. Something. Because those TVs were *heavy*.

But so awesome you have them!

You got it into your car, into your old house, and into your new one?

If you did that all by yourself, that’s a high enough price to pay.

I once helped a friend get a 27” Trinitron into his house. Even that was a heavy fucker!

You have a 35” Trinitron?!? Fucking A.

That is so awesome.
👊

As someone who has dealt with PHI (private health information) and PII (personally identifiable information), this enrages me.

And I fucking saw it coming with DOGEbros embedded with Social Security and the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services.

bsky.app/profile/leah...

If laws, like the Privacy Law, applied, it would be a serious crime.

And it should be one. This shit is so illegal, that he hasn’t been charged shows how corrupt is this administration!

Love the drawing.

But I hope not literal flesh... 😬

I'm trying to think of good retorts, but anything I come up with? All a bust.

Show-off! 🤣

In a trade of entendres I'm sure you'd win. But I'll go down fighting!

Every house I've lived in has had no AC, or central air retrofit.
Grew up in New Jersey.
In Boston, dorms and apartments: no air conditioning
Rented part of then bought a house near Boston: window units in a couple rooms only
Moved near DC: LMAO, central air had to be retrofit.

Even near DC:
Yesterday: Holy fuck, I need the AC
Today: What the fuck, there's snow, and it's sticking!

Hopefully women in video games have more support now.

"I'm fucking up, why aren't you saving me?!?"

I can be indignant in general, nothing specific. I'm from New Jersey. That's what we do.

Because I'll dial up the indignance to 11 if necessary. Hell, I'll dial it up to 11 for minor shit.

What the hell happened?

Damn, a DEC Alpha computer!

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

I have snow despite summer weather yesterday.

But at least it isn't blowing away my alcohol!