I remember in 2018 when they experimented with automated editing of videos so they wouldn't have to employ so many of us pesky video editors. The tests came out like garbage. They laid off a fuck load of us in 2019 anyway.
Jonah Peretti can fuck off into a swamp forever and always ❤️
My party friend is going sober which is great and I'm happy for him and support his decision
(But what am I gonna do now? Find a new party friend? Where do you get those at my big age?)
Love that it's Copilot specifically, the AI that's so garbage, Microsoft has to *force* it's own employees to use it
Duck Tales career advisors
And why exactly haven't we smashed Ticketmaster to the ground
If Warby Parker had any balls they'd sponsor a screening of My Girl instead of Titanic
The Fragile is my favorite @nin.com album, so this is the part of the concert last night where I left my body and became just vibrating molecules 😅
"Somewhat Damaged" Nine Inch Nails in Anaheim
Barricade at Nine Inch Nails b-stage. I haven't been at the barricade for a show in like 10 years 💀
Genuinely feel for the kid
Banana Peel FC
You need to put it up on your phone or something.
Lol tottenham
My grandfather in Air Force uniform with his mother.
Good night to my grandfather. He was 96. He was kind. He was funny. He was my fucking favorite.
Sound effect sheet with one named "Subtle Suck"
Ladies can I interest you in a
Have you considered licking doorknobs until you get bronchitis? (Because I have)
Collecting my child's ravaged corpse from a crater
It was a mistake on their computer actually. The missile. AI they said. Yeah the computer messed up somehow. So all in all just one of those things. Time to move on.
This looks like a party
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I want—I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, “I know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, “You find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, “Well, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, “I didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, “You know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”
The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.
Me and the bestie at the LAFC match
First LAFC game at home of the season 🖤💛
I love the FA Cup
Wait I want to see this
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
Night of the Twisters with Devon Sawa?
Black & gray mani with red edges
New ghost manicure what's up
damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte
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This thread is ❤️
When I inevitably die on a LA freeway I hope it's known that my last thought was 'The email factory is a waste of makeup'
