Dink McTorkelson

@methyog.bsky.social is Joey doing ok?

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Welll…Bye, Edward.

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I’ll come back I promise. This is a great show. Now shut up for an hour.

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I already told you. Hold please. I’m busy.

Hold that thought. I’m muting you while I go watch Foundation. Be back to embarrass you some more in a few. 😘

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I’m not gonna give him a sniff.

Walk your goofy ass down here neckbeard.

It’s actually storming at this intersection. I’m getting wet. I’m leaving. Clown.

I did too.

If you weren’t afraid to leave your basement and do what you said, you could prove it for yourself neckbeard.

You sure talk tough Edward. Where are you? I’m waiting…

I’m here dude. Where are you?!?

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I walked over. Where are you? I don’t see any neckbearded dipshits anywhere?!? 🤷‍♂️

*You’re

I’ll be there in 5. Hurry up.

Jones and Hawley, Neckbeard.

Now. Run.

That would be fucking awesome. It works if you work it!!!

Does it sound like laughter or baaaah in your head Edward?

I think it means you don’t know what you should care about because society doesn’t make sense in your head so you mimic other shit which doesn’t work out too well for you…ever…😏

Intersection of Hawley and Jones. Meet you there.

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Yeah you are Edward. Yeah you are.

Your mother is a lot of things but innocent ain’t one of em. 🤣😭💀

When’s that gonna happen big boy? You’re getting me all wet.

Some sort of basement dwelling sociopath. 🤷‍♂️

You won’t do shit Edward. I except run your mouth and look stupid on the internet. 🤷‍♂️😘

What’s that got to do with you not knowing what words mean?