Cathy Bouris

a good reminder that you’re actually relatively normal all things considered

hey please don’t send me press releases that were clearly written using chatgpt it gives me secondhand embarrassment

feeling french canadian af today (can’t stop listening to celine dion)

I'm going to go to this and interrupt every 5 minutes to ask him for $3

#manifesting

if someone only learned about america by watching tiktoks they would think it was illegal to eat food anywhere but inside your car

a baby born on love island is frying me

i’m obsessed with every lesbian i follow on instagram being at the matildas game tonight i love u guys

most of the internet is completely unbearable now because people are so addicted to feeling outraged that they turn the most inconsequential things into moral issues that they can then feel self-righteous about being on the right side of and irate at everyone else

just had the most confusing phone call with hsbc in which the customer service woman informed me that if I didn't fill out the form they'd sent me in order to close my account, they would be forced to close my account. which is what I want them to do. so why would I bother filling out the form.

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HAHAH amazing!!

are you fostering or did you adopt??

what do people do with their friends' locations besides constantly resist the urge to text them asking how they're enjoying whichever location they're currently at in an attempt to freak them out

crikey i love you but the only timmy i know is timmy chalamet so this confused me immensely although i would ultimately support his transition into auspol should he ever choose to make one

people on here really struggle with shitposts as a concept

omg literally same his haunted aura is endearing to me

LMAOOO this is why i needed you to respond i was awake in the middle of the night so excited about his first olympic goal 😭😭 if you verify your age ill dm you my number so i can pester you with more olympic thoughts

it’s literally just me talking to myself about macklin celebrini

this explains why you didn’t reply to my messages

On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.” A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees. The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

got really excited when I learned my dentist was from peru and showed her my capybara tattoo and now I’m worried she thinks I’m a weeb but for latin america

it feels like the problem here is that people have been too mired in discourse for too long whereas people on threads feel like they’ve time travelled from 2014 solely to participate in baby’s first political discussion

apologise to shane hollander NOW

lol the Golden Globes broadcast in Australia had to throw up generic ‘commercial in progress’ screens every ad break because the gambling sites they were advertising are illegal here. watching American streams of anything now is such a trip

my brain automatically skips over those, not to worry

not pictured: me just out of frame encouraging you to write about it

I cannot express just how much I wish I didn’t understand the sentence “Clavicular got brutally frame mogged by a frat leader at ASU”

every day they invent a new bravo housewife and pretend they’ve always been famous just to confuse me

as if he weren’t already having the best year ever, bad bunny can now include my my mother among his many fans. this is v exciting for him i’m sure