winter

[at cloudflare france] whys it so hard to say "WAF" two times really fast

BECOME MUTUALS With: • Lesbians • People on 5 different stimulants • People obsessed with a band/artist • people w personality disorders • junkies • Canadians • fujoshis Your contacts are the real "money". Network your way to success.

"Operation Epic Escort" guys come on

A brown lop-eared bunny wears a red Mario-inspired cap with an "M" logo, laying on a tiled floor.

You hit your head pretty hard are you okay? Pandamic? War? Economic collapse? What are you talking about? Get up we gotta get ready for the gala!

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

hey, I just learned that @heyjane.com is hiring a full-time remote graphic designer! We are a telemedicine clinic focused on providing medication abortion, so if you think this is for you, check the position: jobs.lever.co/heyjane/a1a7...

This is Brew. He heard how bad the sock market is right now. Thought it would be a good idea to save up. 13/10 (TT: brewthegoldenn)

I'm not arguing with a NixOS user. shoo. go derive some bitches

he’s doing those? lol

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

it was a good adventure 😇

hi can i make a website similar to yours

shrug, aren’t most secrets text ergo not blob sized? + asc or age’s default encoding

do i know anyone coming to @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social and/or @planetnix.bsky.social? would love to say hi :)

Listing for Old spice x the super Mario Galaxy mens 24/7 shower fresh cosmic quest body wash, scent of star showers

Alright fellow kings, it's time to smell like mario

gave a gamer guy a hickey, call me the mark applier, going down on him for hours cause i got that iron lung, spending five nights at freddy's the way i keep coming over, people recognising me at this point i'm saying "hello neighbour!"

An Ascari plushie sitting in front of an ergo-dox ez keyboard buried in a pile of DDR3 ECC RAM

Noooooo Ascari! What are you doing with all that RAM?!

I dunno maybe everyone should behave like the government is deliberately trying to kill us, because they are

This week's cover @thelancet.com

We Will Not Be Divided Employees of Google and OpenAI stand together to refuse the Department of War's demands to use AI models for domestic mass surveillance and autonomous killing without human oversight.

An open letter has been signed by 200+ OpenAI and Deepmind employees, who want their companies to adopt the same restrictions on use that Anthropic has. If this ends up occurring, then the DoD's only option for 'frontier' intelligence will be Grok.

can you capture a dmesg while this is happening? and how much memory does your computer have?

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

wonder if @predr.ag’s cargo-semver-checks catches this!

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

This is bigotry, pure and simple.

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i’m better than that smh

lib.pipe doesn’t count which is why i didn’t say it

the children yearn for pipes