But, but, he was just trying his best…

Charlatan, who if he didn’t speak with that accent would have got nowhere near power.

Not a Newcastle fan, so may be way off the mark but it appears that there’s been absolutely no preparation for this window, and the club are targeting players who’ve largely already decided to go elsewhere. I’m baffled why anyone would want to join this version of Man U, mind

Quite some achievement for Owen to be unpopular at every club he’s played for

What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Goalie running the full length of the pitch to celebrate a win that puts you 5th. Stay small time Chelsea

Here we are with everyone complaining England don’t have enough international opponents, when the solution has been staring us in the face…

Duncan Ferguson has just said it should have been a straight red. Can’t get a better endorsement than that.

Home made flammable decoration, complete with ashtray & packets of Embassy

Scanning this hoping at least 1 person is making the wanker sign

Different sport but Wigan v Warrington on NYD in RL was always a class way to round off Christmas back when the season was in winter. Everyone hungover & drinking off the night before on the terraces. Merseyside derby would be a sound way to spend what otherwise is a fairly shit day.

The horror of this

11/20

10/20

2-0. Salah both of them. Cut on Guardiola’s cheek

5 o’clock train out of London Euston on a Friday going through Midlands & NW to Holyhead. 5 coaches. Sea of humanity on it. The worst part? Delayed by 20 mins because of a fault caused when they were detaching all the other carriages. Well done Avanti West Coast. 200 quid well spent this

6/20

Antmusic for me. Not stood the test of time quite so well, but could have done a lot worse as a first single

5/20

4/20

3/20

2/20

I knew this site was an oasis of sanity

If no one posts Marquee Moon by the end of the day, does this account get shut down? 😬