These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now.
you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me.
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A letter-sized envelope decorated with a black ink drawing of two seated men, facing each other. On the left, the man is perched on a cushioned, tasseled chair and footrest atop a spindly stem, labeled "Art." On the right, a man perched in the branch point of a spindly tree branch, labeled "Nature." Addressed to "Miss Sylvia Simons 3240 Lake Shore Dr Chicago 13 ILL" across the bottom. A red 5¢ airmail stamp with a plane in the upper right corner and the franking mark is from Boston, MA, dated May 8, 1948, and also includes a statement to "BUY U.S. SAVINGS BONDS ASK YOUR POSTMASTER."
A thread of some of Edward Gorey's decorated envelopes in the collection of the @artinstitutechi.bsky.social.
Art—Nature, 1948
The most boomer thing about me is that I accidentally but consistently call my AirPods my Air Buds. Every single time I'm like "don't say it, don't say it" and without fail, that's what comes out of my mouth.
I heard "Aaron & Maria" by American Analog Set for the first time in forever the other day and it made me realize that couple has probably been divorced for at least 15 years now
More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
Thank you so much Will ♥️
Thank you Doug ♥️
My dad died last week and I'm realizing that I don't have any saved voicemails from him, because he was my favorite person so I always picked up. If you love someone right now, let them go to voicemail.
Last night, my kid's team won their baseball game because someone hit an inside-the-park grand slam. After the game, that kid's grandfather opened a tab at the concession stand and told every kid to pick a treat. I need more of this in the world and less of everything else that's going on.
Hearing The Replacements in Whole Foods and want to jump out of my skin
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
Who is to say Father Justin is wrong?
A Tumblr post in three parts that reads: "i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses" "like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn't even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think" "this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment
What if the Jaws 50th anniversary shark vessel just became my family’s regular movie night popcorn/sick bowl
I'm eating like 3-4 a day and it's the best
I hope you're eating the nectarines while you can
i wrote about what it feels like to live in the collapse of the american empire
"a flake of shale in a great upheaval of the earth"
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Fucking ghouls
Whenever my kid hears curse words he whispers “NICE” to himself like he’s keeping count and adding another
The Garfield of it all!
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
Sorry, but I really want that mug. It would go so well with my other inevitable despair and ennui-based mugs
I have been quoting MST3K Mitchell on a regular basis for nearly 30 years
серафими многоꙮчитїи
best unicode character is "ꙮ" without a doubt. used one time in a single 15th century manuscript to emphasise "many-eyed seraphim" and unicode thought it was really important that we can type that whenever we want
I just watched an orangutan tie a knot. You should see it too.
Wait… I’m learning right now that it’s not?
AI created a Bonecrusher Pope and you are actually required by law to suffer the little children unto him
Of course we lose this Live Laugh Love pope in 2025 and you KNOW they’re gonna replace him with like, the Terminator Pope
