Same π
Same π
Someone is being paid a *lot* of money for paint names π
Take a look at Farrow and Ball colours. A particular favourite is Dead Salmon.
'Moff out to that there Carvery for luncheon π½
Ahhh, the moonboot! Hope you're doing ok x
Get him waiting on you π x
Hope all is well π
Sammiches and crisps *chefs kiss* π
I recognised four. FOUR! π€¦π»ββοΈπ«
The Cut headline reading βAre we all living beyond our means now? With rising costs of living, debt, and the doomscrolling-to-checkout pipeline, weβre overspending more than ever.β
No. We are not living beyond our means. We have simply been denied the means to live.
Now that looks like a quality tea-tray π
Six days off, and it begins with a trip to the hairdressers and a cappuccino courtesy of CaffΓ¨ Nero's, naturally πβοΈ May even treat myself to some lunch from Waitrose π πΈ π€
Birdsrightsactivist twitter account posts: Maybe I should paint some of your babby and hide them around see how you like it Happy ester. I have hidden ur human childs
This was one of my favourite tweets of all time. Never fails to make me laugh my ass off
Much needed! Thank you...you too βΊοΈ x
Planning to have my first iced cappuccino of the year tomorrow - will raise it to your dad x
What a creep!
not all heroes wear capes
darlings, i have the breakfast martinis! i just need to make a quick call to 1993.
I feel like we donβt talk about magic carpet rides as much these days.
So pleased for you π x
He is not ok.
you don't need to be an archeologist to be Indiana Jones. the man was a teacher. get out there and do some algebra at the Nazis, Mrs. Crabtree!
It's not funny really, but it is π
And a very stinky bus π
So many questions...π€π
How bizarre!
This is sooo me!