According to data, 100% of sitting U.S. presidents are sexual predators.
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According to data, 100% of sitting U.S. presidents are sexual predators.
"Happy Gilmore 2" is delightfully cozy. Just wrap yourself in it.
Overheard during a discussion about a breakup: "I'm fine. I'm literally fine."
Spoiler alert: According to her friends, she is not fine. She is not literally fine.
Double rainbow at Starlight Theatre in KC for Weird Al
Our dogs will never be convinced that postal workers aren't just playing the long con in a plot against us.
FROG YAWN
Hairdresser I went to in an emergency after I tried DIY-ing a haircut: "I ... I can see what you were going for here."
A collage of three pictures of a spider on the side mirror of a car. Far left, the spider is lit up by the sun and stretchibg up. In the two on the right, he's stomping along the top of the mirror and gesturing
This expressive spider on my car telling me all about life on the road
It must be exhausting being a parent and always having to set a good example for people.
I suffer from what experts call A Lot of Opinions.
So bad I'm sailing the high seas so they don't even get streaming views
GD I do not respect myself for some of the viewing choices I'm making this weekend.
A white woman wearing blue denim cutoff shorts and white Mary Jane shoes carrying an open rainbow umbrella while walking away from camera
A black and white photo: Three feet/shoes shown from above: from top left clockwise: 1) slip-on shoes with teeth and fangs showing; 2) strapped sandals with white woman's toes showing, with painted toenails; 3) white Mary Janes and black socks
"The Last Hoodie Days of Spring"
A white woman striking a pose in a convenience store bathroom mirror. She's wearing a black t- shirt with red writing, an animal print shift over it a black and white statement necklace and white hoop earrings. Over the photo are the words "serving QunT," where the Q and T are validation capitalized in "QunT"
My current favorite muse is me in a QT bathroom.
When I tell this story in the future, I'm totally retconning it to be on a levy.
It's a "drive an empty back road while listening to 'American Pie' with your dog" kind of evening.
Tuesday morning vibes
Black and white picture of a toad on gravel. The arrival of a stoop toad is our favorite part of spring
I don't want to brag, but it's officially Stoop Toad Season at our house. #stooptoad
"Fortify your minds" is the MCU's "Kal-El, NO."
This is a fortune for someone who's worked through their childhood trauma.
Two square plus laughs
A senior white woman sitting in a golf cart and a middle-aged white woman bouncing a basketball to each other
Playing two square with my mom
A white van with "strippers ride free" written on the back window
A baby doll wedged behind a drain pipe outside a Walmart
A baby doll peering around the drain pipe outside a Walmart
Shopping in KC
he killed the pope lol
I know correlation isn't causation but I'm running with it
My work brother sculpts creatures and you can own a plush based on one! His work has solely been available in AZ and VA (he buys figurines at thrift stores, modifies them and sneaks them back in with the OG tag); this is a unique opportunity! Signup ends soon!
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And here I thought breaking a trophy was going to be the most meme-worthy thing JD Vance did this week.
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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"With liberty and justice for all" was a promise delivered already broken.
