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@eleven1one

east of the orange curtain. west of orange.

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Renee Good’s last words were to ICE agent Jonathan Ross: “That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Then Ross shot Renee three times in the face. As she was dying, his last words to her were: “Fucking bitch.” And JD Vance thought that exchange exonerated ICE. That says it all.

11.01.2026 09:17 👍 4838 🔁 1467 💬 131 📌 43

and not to mention all the toner and inkjet ink!! how much HP stock does bondi own again?!

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Conor Oberst, Phoebe Bridgers, Felice Brothers: "Jack at the Asylum" 9-7-17
Conor Oberst, Phoebe Bridgers, Felice Brothers: "Jack at the Asylum" 9-7-17 YouTube video by interrowhimper

preach.

28.02.2025 12:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

k1nn1rd here. who loves you?

17.01.2025 04:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hounds, “Elon Musk” (Explicit)
Hounds, “Elon Musk” (Explicit) YouTube video by Seth Abramson

(🎶) A new Hounds song I think you all might like just dropped on YouTube. I think this one really gets in your ear on repeated listens.

Warning: It’s extremely NSFW.

If you like it, I hope you’ll share it with others. I don’t have a big record label—so these tracks are all word-of-mouth territory.

27.12.2024 18:08 👍 269 🔁 81 💬 26 📌 10
Hounds, “Elon Musk” (Explicit)
Hounds, “Elon Musk” (Explicit) YouTube video by Seth Abramson

Enjoy (and consider sharing if you like it) "Elon Musk," by Hounds! 🎧

28.12.2024 03:58 👍 478 🔁 179 💬 24 📌 19
Preview
The Truth About Musk, From His Biographer A viral Bluesky thread introduced tens of thousands around the world to a first glimpse of a forthcoming biography of Elon Musk. Here—in a single essay—is some of what the world just learned.

ICYMI.

19.12.2024 13:12 👍 2074 🔁 939 💬 104 📌 163

#OligarchEra 🇺🇸

22.12.2024 04:27 👍 456 🔁 74 💬 16 📌 5
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Let’s go bird watching! Share your photos of yourself and your loved ones flipping the bird at trump properties! Here’s mine from 2017 in DC.

22.12.2024 02:39 👍 4934 🔁 433 💬 350 📌 29

Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get a band that relies on social media to sell tickets to our little shows and stuff to nuke an account where we had 160k followers

15.12.2024 02:26 👍 19820 🔁 2121 💬 352 📌 83

"G-d"?? we-rd.

13.12.2024 03:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

firehose of babel?

tunnel of babel?

elevator shaft of babel?

hellhole of babel.

08.12.2024 10:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m trying to imagine the bubble of amoral corporate douchery you have to live in to think that saying “we guard against unnecessary care” is better than just shutting the fuck up.

07.12.2024 03:38 👍 9210 🔁 2168 💬 435 📌 105
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Oh, I want much more than this. I want everything any intelligence agency has on Donald Trump declassified as well as anything the Department of Justice has.

Our intelligence community sat on its ass and did nothing to help us with a walking national security threat for 10 years.

Let that end now.

07.12.2024 03:03 👍 13818 🔁 3968 💬 475 📌 231
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The election has driven Tiffany to the edge!

Who else can relate? 🤣

04.12.2024 01:03 👍 4578 🔁 619 💬 335 📌 89
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This guy should be on their Most Wanted list. Not the one deciding it.

01.12.2024 07:29 👍 11217 🔁 1887 💬 586 📌 129

Charles Kushner should not be Ambassador to France. As a convicted felon he should hold out for President of the United States.

30.11.2024 21:48 👍 2175 🔁 281 💬 28 📌 7
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I want to wish a particularly Happy Thanksgiving to those whose memories extend all the way back to pre-Election Day

You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff

28.11.2024 21:47 👍 23617 🔁 4412 💬 737 📌 139
Leslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving | The Daily Show
Leslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

youtu.be/0kyRNRZBB4M?...

29.11.2024 03:38 👍 5645 🔁 828 💬 163 📌 76

funny, i just realized turkey has too much white meat.

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A reminder #itwasntalandslide

29.11.2024 01:48 👍 3841 🔁 935 💬 104 📌 63
Amazing reply

Amazing reply

Amazing reply from @dumfukdetector.bsky.social

29.11.2024 05:40 👍 3213 🔁 473 💬 139 📌 45
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29.11.2024 02:09 👍 53473 🔁 8555 💬 246 📌 394
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A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.

They’re about to find out.

29.11.2024 01:58 👍 36322 🔁 8126 💬 1391 📌 534
Reminder: you didn’t dream this

Reminder: you didn’t dream this

Reminder: you didn’t dream this

29.11.2024 04:50 👍 23861 🔁 5812 💬 459 📌 184

The New York Times’ lengthy, bitter campaign to make itself invulnerable to satire is reaching a fever pitch

23.12.2023 04:03 👍 872 🔁 130 💬 11 📌 6

Connections
Puzzle #125
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