Puff, that lightsaber Airman

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Kiddo: We had so much fun in history today. Do you know anything about the Peloponnesian War?
Me, breaking out Landmark Thucydides with tears in my eyes: ...yes. Yes I do. 😍
Kiddo: We did boys versus girls. The girls were Athens and the boys were Sparta.
Me: 😳

I can at least agree with him on this point: “Finally, zero DUIs are allowed, as any conviction for driving under the influence reveals a profound lapse in judgment, risk assessment and respect for laws”

But as others pointed out, not SAing being left off the list is …a choice

Also, his take on how much of a nest egg various ranks should have is WILD

“A credit score above 800 is required, as it quantifies financial responsibility through timely payments, low debt utilization and a strong credit history.”

And now his junior enlisted can’t take him seriously

“The pillar limits candidates to only one lifetime divorce, as multiple divorces may indicate challenges in commitment, communication and conflict resolution”

his SNCOs are going take him behind the wood shed

“This visual assessment deters manipulation of fitness records and emphasizes the importance of aesthetic discipline, as an officer’s appearance influences perceptions of authority and professionalism.”
Read: F off fatties, powerlifters, postpartum moms, those recovering from injuries

Officers Must Demonstrate Four Leadership Tenets Senior military officers are entrusted with critical responsibilities demanding the highest standards of leadership, impacting national security an

I read this and now you have to as well

I have never in my life seen something so tone deaf from an FGO before and that’s saying a lot

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This was not on my 2026 bingo board

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This is my annual plea to the NFL that next years halftime show should be Weird Al and the artists he parodied should join him in his version of their song

Lastly, I vow to never questions my own writing skills again in the face of this nonsense.

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Puff52Buff - Twitch Playing Demeo X D&D: Battlemarked

We're fighting Frost Giants tonight in Demeo X D&D. These ICEy bitches deserve it
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The Ballad of Ashes and Spring: A Hades and Persephone Retelling – Author K R Paul Preview "The Ballad of Ashe and Spring: A Hades and Persephone Retelling" here. Then go preorder.

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This is ok tho

👇👇👇

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Me, opens news: ...
Me, closes news: I guess its time to drink beer and write about Mothman c*ck...

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CNN: subscribe to see this
Fox: Allow ads to see this
AP: Allow ads to see
Reuters: Allow ads to

I just wanna know what those fuckers said and to whom!
My "damn elder Millennials!" take: I just want to access news without ads or a subscription. Can I be informed without paying?

Not shown: “Security made me add this”
IYKYK

Last call for ARC readers!
Hades & Persephone: but make it spicy, dark, and apocalyptic
She's a botanist, he runs an underground bunker, and the world is about to end.
- Forced proximity
- Fated lovers
- Power dynamic
- Science!
- Slow burn
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So it is now illegal/against UCMJ to *check notes* tell people not to do things that are illegal and against the UCMJ?

‪I’m 43 and definitely too old for this‬

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Me in 2006: OIF
Me in 2025: I just want to live in precedented times!
Me in 2026: Wait no, not like that!

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And we're back! My D&D group returns with "The Ghosts of Saltmarsh" today LIVE on Twitch
Join me and the gang at 1pm C for eggnog, undersea adventures, and holiday banter
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True... No the first time its been suggested as an add. I'll add him in the future

The only thing I need verified today is that Dolly Parton, Weird Al, Keanu Reeves, and Bob Ross are NOT in the files.

Please, let there be a merciful god out there somewhere.

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#dnd #battlemarked #Demeo
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Gold and Lantern – Author K R Paul Prompt: Why hasn't anyone written a "Christmas" rom-com about a lonely Jewish widow and the Chinese restaurant owner who serves her every year but is too shy to reveal his feelings? Well. Now I have!

Just a cozy "holiday" rom-com about found family and love at any age
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