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dog lover but not in a weird way

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careful out there

14.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

preparing to provide nutrients

14.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

furiously rowing my boat up the stream. life is but a walking shadow

14.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't need no education i spent a lifetime learning through osmosis jones

14.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you can't put a price on a good night's sleep (7-8 dollars)

14.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all hard feelings

14.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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why did they make this gif. who is this for

13.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 74 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

he/him

14.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry can't make it, they're taking me for a spin on the breaking wheel

14.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซธ ๐Ÿซท
bigplants

14.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

followed my dreams and started selling wraps but when i handed them to my customers i couldn't help it but to say "that's a wrap" each time. it became a compulsion and made everyone uncomfortable. so i hired a bunch of kids to do it instead, and uh, yeah anyway that's how i make my passive income

14.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

letting my better demons take the wheel

13.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
good reads screenshot of "poker face" book about lady gaga

good reads screenshot of "poker face" book about lady gaga

ok make up your mind, can i read it or not?

13.03.2026 04:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hate being such a fucking optimist all the time it fucking sucks

13.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

must we argue and bicker like this, on the year of the horse no less?

13.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'll have what he's having

13.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy birthday ๐Ÿ‘น

13.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
re: specter

respect her

re: specter respect her

13.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bananas in pajamas got money in the bank you know that shit is custom tailored

13.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn girl you got dignity

13.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks that explains a lot. wondering why everything was complete dogshit all the time ๐Ÿ™Œ

12.03.2026 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

little sip on my fanta limb so i can feel something

12.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're blocking my ass in jenga chat

11.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's ok to admit you have sexual knees

11.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're wrapping me in the cookie consent banner and pushing me down the stairs in it

11.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're dragging me behind a horse out in the required fields later

11.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry i can't hang out later, we're all coming up with a guy

11.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hate it when people say "i'm gonna P my pants." my guy..... that seriously doesn't narrow it down. like, at all

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who's the man? i'm not sure. can you be more specific?

11.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lately North American beer has been all the rage. personally, i find it's a strange thing to say

11.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0