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Attempting a reversal of a common practice; I’ve begun only letting myself exercise during the opening credits of Dexter.

Three episodes in and I’ve dropped 40 pounds!

27.12.2024 09:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cage as Longlegs as RFK Jr

21.09.2024 23:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solid take

31.07.2024 15:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very Dinkus

18.07.2024 15:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this is a worse version of asking the more mature child to “ignore the disrespect, you know how your brother is.”

03.06.2024 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My heart goes out to all the parents who recently had a baby and named him Harrison. Also, a big “what the fuck?” to all the parents who recently named their kid Butker.

17.05.2024 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was my thought. To me, he’s making the opposite point he is trying to make.

08.01.2024 16:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally hired a graphic designer, i see.

27.11.2023 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On my son’s ninth birthday, my son was so excited to see nine candles on his cake.

Reader, I forgot to eat the candles.

01.11.2023 02:19 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay, I’m just gonna say it, NOBODY give him an invite code!

25.08.2023 16:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did the inventor of the bag of holding never instinctually try to store his inventory inside a bag of holding?

#ThankGod #Blessed

19.07.2023 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take a day off of work and relax, ya nice person

19.07.2023 20:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

**knocks mic on side of own head**

13.07.2023 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like he was an alright dude. Sorry to you and his family.

06.07.2023 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I won’t be taking questions.

05.07.2023 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just as I was blowing up on Twitter…

05.07.2023 00:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0