Dear MAGA,
Close your eyes.
Now imagine someone breaking a window to get into your house. You yell STOP multiple times and they don’t. Do you shoot?
Now open your eyes and imagine it’s a white chick named Ashli Babbitt.
250 different boners I mean
Taking that into account, I’d guess you’re around 250 😉
I’m not saying mine is 100 or anything, but by like 25 I’m sure I didn’t know mine. If I had to guess I’d say maybe 50? 40? Does just mouth count? In that case 100 🤣
Idk how anyone my age knows their body count, unless it’s crazy low or you’ve only been with one person.
Topenga was just ahead of her time. Today 30-50 is basically a nun.
I embarrass him
Being a baby is tiring
The more I learn about this Jesus guy, the more I think he might have been a socialist.
That’s probably why the whole cross incident happened.
Ahhh Chicago: the big apple that never sleeps.
I see this totally normal person driving all the time. Nothing weird at all here. I’m sure this happens in every country.
Raise your hand if you’ve seen these posters in the wild hundreds of times.
We’ve had them at my work almost every year, and it’s such a weird experience every time.
You work with Chandler Bing? Nobody knows exactly what he does for a living.
I support whatever decisions my friends make.
I feel like that’s a euphemism for a vajeen 🤣
It’s almost as if people want billionaires telling them what to do.
He kind of let me make the bed today. But only because he’s not happy with me for working a lot.
A sloth, even one in the navy, is no match for an apex predator
I’ve done the same thing. In my head it’s hilarious, how it comes out…not so much 🤣
If you’re gonna try to “take the piss” you gotta make it funny on this app.
How YOU doin?
I like your attitude 🤣
Teefas
Will he do it?
Can it be done?
The world waits in anticipation.
Two more days…
I am the hero you deserve
MVP!!!!
Stay ready!
Thank you my friend 🤗
Can’t they just come out and say they have an open relationship? That’s clearly the case. Well HE is in an open relationship at least.
