courtney

just an all-time post

there are some people I'd love to see but, at this point, I think it's worth it to try and arrange something on the individual level because fuuuck thaaat

yeah, my hometown is pretty red too. and a couple of these people, including the woman who put herself in charge of planning, are bullying a friend of mine. I'm over it

also they're doubling down on holding it at a winery, even though I was not the only person who pointed out that that immediately excludes people who don't drink for any reason. and I do drink but the smell of wine makes me gag

Text reads chem test today, I’m prepared to cheat on the whole thing. They’re already in the classroom and it seems too late to stop them from cheating.

They’ve decided to cheat with ChatGPT, saying: “Hello chat, I’m going to upload four pictures and a couple of minutes (they probably meant in.. omg 😭) I need you to give me the answers for every problem, do not explain how to get the answer, just show me the answer and the slight work for it if it needs it. If it’s an ABCD question, immediately give me the answer.” ChatGPT replies: “Got it” and gives them the instructions back in full and tells them to go ahead and upload the images.

They got their test back, their result is an F, who could’ve seen that coming right?

This text to ChatGPT reads: Chat let me know how I got an F. ChatGPT: You probably got an F, because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong. It then proceeds to show them the correct answers from the test.

A story in four parts. 😭

there's a fb group for the organization of my 20th reunion (horrifying, first of all) and I was excited at first. but then I started interacting with these people, and seeing how many maga profile pictures there were and I'm good. I didn't like you motherfuckers in high school & you haven't changed

The attack on Iraq was every bit as stupid and ill-conceived and poorly planned and incompetently executed, and its goals and relationship to national security were identical.

We are here again because we did not punish them. Jenna Bush Hager is the daughter of a war criminal who tortured people.

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

we shouldn't just solarize the country because it's the coolest fucking technology on earth. there are practical benefits too

I'm running on fewer than three hours of sleep and more rage than a bag full of wet cats

is that supposed to make me cry LESS???

all Virtute songs of any kind are banned in this house

42 people. millions of trans people are being tortured by their governments because of 42 people.

If I ever get the Death Note some of you assholes better PRAY usernames don’t count

I need to do taaasks

anyway, you realize we have a moral duty to resist any american actions against iran just as much as we have a moral duty to stand up for palestine, right?

or are you still brainwashed

Baseball is the BEST

l i k e???

"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino

one of those questions is, "America's Funniest Home Videos is still on the goddamn air? and that many people tune in???"

I have... questions

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I’ve been trying for 14 months now. It’s been a really long walk to get here, and I’m still walking. If you can help or SHARE! I’d really appreciate it. Let’s close this down. Sharing helps so much, we have friends everywhere. 💕💸
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kid is hanging out with another kid in a keffiyeh. I'm about to adopt two children

oh this kid just got up and asked where the union stands on the socialist movement, a general strike, and fighting the Epstein class. I'm about to adopt a child

this question and comment session at the union meeting is a wild ride. it keeps going back and forth between women crying while reading prepared statements about how much they love José and women from Kaiser who are mad as hell and people from the political committee who are also mad as hell

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

Elon Musk seeks mistrial in Twitter lawsuit, citing ‘animosity’ in San Francisco Former Twitter shareholders sued Musk, alleging that he intentionally sought to drive down the company’s value before his October 2022 purchase of the company.

live your life in such a way that if you’re ever on trial you’re not so universally loathed that it’s impossible to find an unbiased jury

Apparently I’m both leftist AND maga which is news to me!

Dear America -

Time to step up and learn from your local Philadelphian how to boo your own team