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Hugh Jackoff

"Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures he's going to get reelected - and as sure as you're sitting there - is to start a war with Iran." -Donald Trump in 2011 about Obama and Iran

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

I hope he really lets it rip when the Men’s Hockey team is gathered around him. Put some Vicks Vapo Rub under your nose, boys.

To the untrained eye, my pajamas and my street clothes look deceptively similar.

Baby man

Shmoprah

I still don’t know which teams are in the game tomorrow (don’t tell me), but Imma gonna watch Bad Bunny and Green Day like it’s my job.

So, full disclosure, The Dali Lama and Deepak Chopra have been on my “This guy is a farcical POS” list for YEARS AND YEARS. Stop worshipping anyone but your own self.

Except, of course, the demons amongst us.

Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

Wishing everyone a Louis kind of day:

Minnesota needs to know the number of children in federal detention, who they are, and where they’re being held.

Imagine imagining me

Wrong

More imagination

RFK Jr. said to lick toilets bowls. What are you waiting for?

Tonight is lit by one of the candles I poured (into a Oui dairy-free yogurt jar) and the glow from my phone.
🏄🏻‍♀️🥰👀😍♥️💋✌🏼

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What a weird sad time in America. Get enough sleep. Hug your kitties xo

It's been about 16 hours since we shot that lady in the face making her children orphans. It's about time for a new terrible news story. Someone call Greenland and see if they're still free.

TIM WALZ: Do not take the bait. Do not take the bait. Do not allow them to invoke the Insurrection Act. Do not allow them to invoke martial law.

This is a great resource. THANK YOU

I was locked out of this acct so I made another, then they let me in! I’ll delete that new one soon . TY f😌

Yep. Ugh

Seriously, educate yourself on Peter Thiel and Sam Altman etc.

Welp, that’s enough out of you today Old Navy compression leggings

PLEASE. Pleeeeaaaasssseeeeeee…

you will be visited by three spirits

The squirrels will tell my story.

Ow. My everything.