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Alastor’s Shadow

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Art lover, Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fan, all-around weirdo. Please don’t DM for commissions. If I’m in the market for something, I’ll seek you out. He/Him 44yo

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Latest posts by Alastor’s Shadow @alastors-shadow

QTP with your favorite comfort food

12.03.2026 00:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moxxie

12.03.2026 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the fuck are the “personal values” of “other Applebees”?

11.03.2026 22:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The two of them both deciding to seduce the other, ending up in bed, and then arguing which one of their methods was responsible while in fact they were both just horny and willing

11.03.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give them a podcast!

11.03.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fizz would be a big Danhousen fan. “That’s top level clowning with unique character work”

11.03.2026 15:50 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Came across this video randomly years ago and its lived comfortably in my brain ever since

11.03.2026 13:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s my favorite and I don’t even know her name

11.03.2026 13:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are two wolves inside me today

They both are doing this

11.03.2026 13:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Glam.

10.03.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post a meme made by you

10.03.2026 01:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think it applies anymore, but I remember a media professor telling me that during democratic administrations vampire movies get more popular and during republican administrations zombie movies take over.

D’s see R’s as zombies and R’s see D’s as vampires, so the anxieties affect media.

09.03.2026 20:41 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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She talks with her fist the same way Scooter does

09.03.2026 17:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes M’lord

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s favorite talk.

09.03.2026 15:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Vaggi…wait, who’s that behind the curtain?

09.03.2026 13:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These people would be baffled by every Bugs Bunny cartoon ever made

09.03.2026 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you sure? Its an hour of 2026.

08.03.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Glitz.

08.03.2026 09:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup. Had a selection of cartridges for it that were roughly equivalent to Atari 2600 games and hundreds of floppy disks that I didn’t realize until many years later that my brother “obtained” without official sources

08.03.2026 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

QTP with a gif of your first gaming console

08.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s my favorite, don’t tell Velvette.

08.03.2026 00:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This short is Bigfoot approved

07.03.2026 21:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Vox thinks this is his goosta

07.03.2026 03:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 03:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they are not fucking its because they’re too tired from fucking earlier.

06.03.2026 00:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moxxie casually having a drink while Millie sits on his face. Also known as “Tuesday”

04.03.2026 23:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 02:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0