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Yup.

14.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The vice president could at the very least have worn shoes that fit.

14.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A tuning fork submerged in cold suet

14.03.2026 02:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Barbed wire manufacturers are saying, "Thank you very much sir!"

13.03.2026 19:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
The Secret Police Playbook How DHS reflects historical lessons from dictatorships

New, at Can We Still Govern?: Christian Gläßel and
@ascharpf.bsky.social have studied the formation of secret police in other countries. They explain the parallels with Trump's immigration enforcement.
The key factor is career incentives not ideology. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-secret...

13.03.2026 11:40 👍 354 🔁 179 💬 6 📌 28

They still had the OTB (off-track betting) "parlors" in NY when I was younger and I have never seen a more effective anti-gambling message. Smelly old men sitting in plastic chairs in what looked like a smoke-filled Western Union office shouting "give 'er the fucking whip" at a TV up on the wall.

13.03.2026 18:47 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's an excruciation now

13.03.2026 16:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to go with a regular coffee, served in the blue paper cup with the Parthenon on it

13.03.2026 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eggonaroll!

13.03.2026 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Admiral Bonespurs on the poop deck doing the double dong dance, Village People blasting, Rubio shuffling along in his giant shoes, Whiskey Pete throwing axes at IRGC speedboats - it will project greatness.

13.03.2026 15:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donald Trump wearing his neatness medal at graduation from pretend army high school. He borrowed the jacket with the awards on it.

Donald Trump wearing his neatness medal at graduation from pretend army high school. He borrowed the jacket with the awards on it.

From the NY Post in the before times

13.03.2026 15:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes most certainly

13.03.2026 05:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe robots or drones to bring a bucket of oil to each household that has a a baby in 2026 (whites only)

12.03.2026 13:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good night archaea,
Cocci, rods,
Good night aerobes,
Good night BODs

12.03.2026 02:55 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Good night me,
Good night you,
….

12.03.2026 02:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The law is great and all but jeez Louise do you know how hard it is when we just wanna…. Say it in Latin and you have a new legal precedent!

12.03.2026 02:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone misheard their musical request and took them to dinkytown?

11.03.2026 05:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lethal, precise, devastating fruit basket stands. Kinetically overwhelming crabs that are unshackled from woke political correctness.

10.03.2026 13:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“And if we begin bombing in the next ten minutes we get these complimentary steak knives. Lethal warfighters are standing by!”

10.03.2026 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mar-a Lago hump

09.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donnie kicked over the beehive and maybe the bees might have some say about when it's all done.

09.03.2026 22:20 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The straights of Hormuz are being persecuted very unfairly many people are saying

09.03.2026 21:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23 skidoo baby!

09.03.2026 19:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Troika is right there man

09.03.2026 19:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ve said the magic word!

09.03.2026 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a metaphor in there isn’t there

09.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A national ayahuasca journey if you will.

09.03.2026 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His unorthodox approach to diplomacy! His unapologetic willingness to outrage traditionalists! His flair for pageantry! His desire for graft o wait not that last bit….

09.03.2026 13:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bone in country ribs are the most versatile of cuts of all. You can do anything to them and they’re always so good.

09.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s how he mourns!

09.03.2026 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0