Ready for the tariff war π¨π¦ bring it on you orange bitch
Ready for the tariff war π¨π¦ bring it on you orange bitch
Trump just did a socialism
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Why donβt we call elephants naked mammoths?
Same
Happy Holidays! π€£π€£π€£
Dear CEOβs: Run your companies in a way that if youβre shot, your assassin doesnβt become a sex symbol. Thanks.
If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.
In case you missed my conversation on Sunday!
I definitely agree with your take on Botox. However I do enjoy the βvacantβ look π€£ it keeps the people around me guessing.
Seeing the mug shot of Nick Fuentes made my day.
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USDA testing raw milk for bird flu? Yeah, thatβll be the first thing to get axed under Trump.
Heβll probably say βIf we stop testing right now, weβd have very few cases, if any.β
Oh wait, thatβs what he said about Covid.
BREAKING: White Supremacist Nick Fuentes, who infamously taunted "your body, my choice," has been arrested and charged with battery after spraying a woman in the face with pepper spray.
His fuck around.
His finding out.
Good!!!! Now heβs really gonna find out what your body my choice means
Youβre in mine now!
Please π
Dear President Biden,
In the spirit of Dark Brandon, please use one of your Executive Orders to CANCEL ALL STUDENT DEBT.
That way, if trump wanted to reverse it, he'd have to disappoint all those families and reinstate all that debt.
You have immunity.
Just do it.
Signed,
US
She only scams dipshits she doesnβt hang out with them
If youβre afraid that books might change someoneβs thinking, youβre not afraid of books, youβre afraid of thinking.
Keep going, Joe. Make him ambassador to France.
Weird
Hunter Biden never stormed the Capitol or assaulted police officers like the January 6th terrorists trump wants to pardon, so they need to start guzzling some cope-a-cola.
Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.
Post by Roddy, Canadian flag in his handle: Americans. If you're wondering why Prime Minister Justin Trudeau flew to Florida to meet with Donald Trump, it's because Canada doesn't allow convicted felons into the country.
This is pretty funny.
Maga be like βyeah but he doesnβt blend itβ
10 million percent!