Warbling

they thought Venezuela meant they were invincible and could do whatever they wanted and don’t understand that different countries are different and have agency and might not go along with your plans

This is dope

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

That Dem consultants told Gov. Walz to stop calling them “weird” still has me miffed.

NO WHY THE FUCK ARE BLUESKY IMAGES WEBP FILES NOW

"WebP compresses better, don't you want the internet to be fast!?" yeah i do maybe we could work on not embedding twenty megabytes of trackers and other bullshit JavaScript so your page runs without adblocking most of it first. no? then fuck webp. that's my opinion

Why the hell has this website suddenly started showing all it's images as webp - the worst image format that only web browsers support and nothing else does? Dammit.

Once worked with a guy who said he never read books, only magazines. He meant men's mags too (Loaded, GQ, Zoo, etc) and this was during the 90s where I tried a few but couldn't read them on the tube without getting embarrassed by the semi-nude pictorials and what everyone would think of me.

Yes, it's been their lifelong ambition to die horribly, bobbing in the sea surrounded by burning oil.

Perhaps we should finally open up that route through the hollow earth? Plus you get to see dinosaurs in there if these educational films are to be believed.

It's amazing to me that the media still report on what Trump says and does as though he were a rational human

Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasn’t already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.

TOS; Spock with caption: ( explosive banging )

Look this is an important question and deserves a considered answer

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

NEWS: Trump fires loathsome fascist ghoul from cabinet!
ME: Nope, still no idea. You'll have to narrow it down.

Jaws poster changed to Laws with Bruce wearing a Dredd helmet

You’re gonna need a bigger iso cube

A queen unit!

Congratulations to future Iranian Supreme Leader Kushner

every one of those "get out of your echo chamber" artists is someone who is very upset that you are not in their echo chamber fawning over them

The Dundee Evening Telegraph not fucking about with the headline.

Greg Davies: That is one absolutely sodden infant. Excellent work.

Thetis: It's not as easy as you might think, dipping a baby in a river

Alex Horne: So the instructions for the task were to dip the *whole baby* in the river...

I’m just flinging things in the Clyde now

"Wot u lookin at?"

Painting of two goldfish in two bowls side by side who are checking each other out

Chen Chi-kwan (陳其寬)

the country Trump has selected for this months invasion is...........

Ecuador!

only 9 more countries to invade before he gets that nobel peace prize

I don't wear glasses (had lasik about 15 years ago) and I've managed to end up with one eye longdistance which needs reading glasses and one very nearsighted. Everything is a blur to one eye or the other depending on what I am doing.

Are monocles back in fashion yet?