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impeccable companion piece to the columbia university drama from last summer

10.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The reactions to Bluesky having a new CEO

09.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1511 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7

see also: why is klay thompson still in the nba

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

But we're going to crash the stock market and we'll be doing it very strongly. We're not going to have lines anymore [gesturing up and down] they go like this and you never know what the hell they'll do. So we're not having lines. But we'll be looking at State Capitalism and probably many things

13.03.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 2105 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

09.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 4942 πŸ” 965 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 14
09.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 3907 πŸ” 856 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 19

i dont know who that serves other than nazis

09.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(it just happens to be visible on my scheduled trip to the dry cleaners)

09.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

already looking forward to running out to the nearest gas station tomorrow to see what they are charging my most evil neighbors to drive their goofy ass BMW SUVs around south Brooklyn tomorrow. this is like christmas.

09.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldn’t make it again.

08.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 3874 πŸ” 764 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 29

WTI is Hogwarts and Trump is Voldemort or something idk

08.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

07.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3808 πŸ” 658 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 16

38% of polled shipwreck survivors think deflating corner of life raft will make it rocket through water like a jet ski

07.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 835 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

NYT: We interviewed 10 people who want to open the plane door. Here's what they think is out there.

07.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

07.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 2022 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 34

the eyes of a creature that will never know how much the going rate fit crude oil is

07.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a riff-off would fix me

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

how it feels taking public transit rn

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2074 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 31

somewhat defensible on inferior text based platforms but pretty gross here

06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hope they have budgeted out the jet fuel

06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you mr president

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, i don’t think the city should unilaterally have this power to take them, a permit owner just always has the option if they want the cash and can’t find a buyer.

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, I can see where you’re coming from. I do like also folding in Doug’s idea of a retiring the spot back to the city at a fixed, tax free rate, and maybe setting aside a small % of spots for pay per night parking. Also need to be able to deputize citizens to report violators for guaranteed tickets.

06.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Garage parking can be more secured, predictable, and covered. Not always ofc but those things can result in a perceived premium. I don’t really care either way.

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Mercedes Benz SUV that blew a stop sign in Sheepshead Bay. There is no license plate on the back of it.

A Mercedes Benz SUV that blew a stop sign in Sheepshead Bay. There is no license plate on the back of it.

also in large parts of the boros, the fake/expired temp tag or no plate at all

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

$200/yr or $200 flat? Maybe i am thinking too high for a tough political sell but I think the permits should be by CB and the going rate should be somewhere between 30-50% of the median annual rate for a garage spot within the CB.

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œKristi Noem” is an anagram for β€œmini stroke”

09.07.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

top 5 all-time poster. β€œriding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1654 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

today's most paranoid intrusive thought (so far): after this offensive fails to juice their domestic numbers they'll eventually develop a fallback plan that allows a major act of domestic terrorism to occur

02.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

At the risk of repeating myself, they don't actually care about Americans any more than Iranians, they don't think of us as people they have an obligation to. We're just chaff to be ground up as they scheme to get richer and seize power and kill their enemies. Like peasants to tsars.

06.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 943 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3