Ivy

Soldier Boy waking up from his sleep once again to see Homelander standing there

Him when baby

“Kimiko talks?!” “Soldier Boy is back?!” I love when people literally don’t watch the show they’re fans of apparently

Whenever someone documents themselves watching The Boys for the first time, my favorite part they ALL always mention is Homelander’s beef with Teddy lmao

If you don’t like the heat, skill issue

Summer will ALWAYS be that bitch, longer days, vitamin d, can actually be outside and do shit, forth of July, less thought into clothes, just the best season, talk to the wall, gfys

People who prefer winter are demons. There’s legitimately, absolutely and inexplicably something wrong with y’all

Hearing Disturbed on the radio, just got transported to summer of 2008

My dog loves snow, a little too much

Kind of tired of my brain being permanently altered by the childhood abuse I dealt with at the hands of my father and no one in my life acknowledging it and having to pretend it hasn’t destroyed every aspect of my life tbh

This is all satire and/or based off my own personal experience, if you’re offended by any of it, touch grass and look inward 💫🩷

Other Capricorns usually annoy the shit out of me, idk how we’re related. I don’t have a solid opinion on the rest; Taurus, Leo, Gemini and Virgo, count your blessings, your impact or lack thereof has kept me in peace, for now.

Sagittarius are the chihuahua of the zodiac, think they’re larger than they are, will make an ass of themselves. Libras are always paranoid, Aries are similar to Sagittarius but have the sense of humor to make up for it 2/

I have, against all odds, been on this earth for 32 years today

Like are you that weak minded and insecure about your own beliefs that you have to shit on someone else’s? Fuckin loser

People who are offended by pentacles or similar symbols are such raging pussies, like -1000 aura

My favorite Deftones album is Koi No Yokan

They should invent a nap that actually works

I’m gonna be so insufferable when the season finale of The Boys is out

He doesn’t seem happy about it 🫣

Okay, question is.. who’s my man beating the shit out of in the trailer??

Same as it ever was- and I saw Loathe twice this year lol (had to leave early the second time but still)

Out of all the child actors Disney ever had, Shia Labeouf was by far the most talented, that’s not up for debate I’ll die on that hill

ai generated image of Homelander depicted as the painting “The Fallen Angel” by Alexandre Cabanel

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“What do you want for Christmas?”

The “ahh-ooooo!” part in My Own Worst Enemy

The mf in question 💜 my son Lucas aka LuLu

Me: giving my puppy his toy to teethe on
This mf looking at my hoodie zipper:

LOL 💕 bf and I met Antony today