🩷 regan

shut upppp my record is also inception and also 4

need a bumper sticker for the spring that says “i’m sober, just avoiding potholes”. feel like that would solve a lot of my current driving anxiety.

this is a public appeal to Kyle McLachlans social media team PLEASE HIRE ME im sick of fighting architects all day. i want to post my playlist and force agent dale cooper to do tiktok dances

i feel like its still early compared to how kids are doing it these days

p. sure i was one of the first cyberbullying victims (2008 over MSN messenger). so you can’t hurt me.

me when i pick a scab and it bleeds: the body keeps the score 😔

me (trying to get fired): the views and opinions on this page actually do reflect those of my employer : - )

they should invent a kind of swiffer mop that doesn’t just spread the layer of dirt into a thinner layer, tricking you into thinking your floors are clean idk just an idea i had

in the spirit of not calling twitter whatever he wants it to be called, i will not longer refer to TikTok by its name. now, it is Vine again. it really just was a better name.

i lost another Item. at this point they don’t have to be Nice, i just can’t even have Things anymore 😭

mine for the past two years has been wahoo in a toad voice, its very good : - )

ya i have covid again i fucking hate it here dudes

start your morning off wrong by taking a covid test!!! do it!!!

weekend breakfast just hits different than weekday breakfast

text conversation me: (image of two vases with western themed imagery) me: seen at goodwill mom: Those are mine. I dropped off in the weekend me: there’s actually a lot of familiar shit here did you donate anything recently

text conversation mom: THAT is funny me: wait actually mom: Everything! me: (image of caucasian woman smiling and holding brown pillow with embroidered circle pattern and thrift store in background) mom: Yaas! mom: I’m dying

went thrifting today and saw two very distinct vases that i remember from my childhood and was like “oh haha” but then saw a sign my mom had in her laundry room last year. then i just started finding my moms old stuff and we had a little photoshoot.

HELLO FRIEND!! so glad to be here, pls thank Levi for the invite hehe