Grund

a person and an ally? sign me up

that being said, our cat would look great on a little romper

my friend is pregnant and my partner and i (gay) are losing our minds over knitting patterns for babies. we flip a coin to see who has to clean the cat's litter box

new perk on patreon is just travel tips with watson

my partner and I aren't meant to be parents. we're mid 20 grandparents, sitting around and knitting for our friend who is expecting

Wake me up when they surpass the Star Trek movies

my partner just licked my teeth and then likened it to a lizard dropping its tail.

Hugh Flounder bottom agenda - I don't care what The Author envisions for this man; he is wrong.

"The plant is dead and so will you if you don't put more passion into this next line"

me as i'm transitioning into tim key

So script aside but has the plant ever been watered?

yo this is insanely cool!!!!

trans but in a man or muppet kinda way

Don't let them tell you what to do!

tim key transition goals send tweet

meteorologists predicting a migraine for the weekend?

Fringe! Fringe! Fringe!

yeah no it needs nice big letters lmao

I'm right there with you, the entire set holds my heart (and money)

i found it easier to read on kindle tbh but I cant talk, i got a pricey copy as well 🫠

occasionally, i wonder if my tendency to overshare irl could've been avoided if I had started tweeting during infancy

occasionally you'll find one on ebay that isnt kidney selling expensive!

crestfallen to announce i learned today that my favourite footy teams aren't on here 🥺⚽

sorry, didn't have time to make something new orz

IT’S WATSON TIME! @watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday and thanks for making this fun murder mystery for us to be normal about.