Not sure how you got confused. Even I know you took her for a drink on Tuesday, you were making love by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. Then you chilled on Sunday.
Not sure how you got confused. Even I know you took her for a drink on Tuesday, you were making love by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. Then you chilled on Sunday.
Thank you π
Headline from The Times newspaper asking βDoes Trump really have a plan for what he is doing in Iran?β
No. π
I have questions.
Not when youβre with Derek. π
A very confusing numeral. Does IXI = X ?
You say it like itβs a lighthearted coincidence, but I had to go on three Caribbean cruises before I could face dating again.
βGiftβ doing some heavy lifting in that sentence. π¬
President Pezeshkian: "Iran has not closed the Strait of Hormuz. But it can be said the strait is not currently open, due to a collective societal awareness of geopolitical and macro-economic considerations"
Loving your work, French booksellers.
The answer Andrew Neil is looking for is βNo. Starmer finally found his backbone.β
You need to give the orange narcissist more credit. Lying, fraud and illegitimate wars abound.
Or no custard creams for you @spacexecadet.bsky.social
Write a horror story in four words.
If history has taught us anything, it is that bombing campaigns and attempts to enforce leadership change in the Middle East always go really well, with absolutely no unforeseen consequences or repercussions for the next several decades.
βAim for the iceberg. Everybody loves icebergs!β
Feel like I need to apologise. I should have seen this coming π
I get annoyed when the bike rack is full of e-bikes you can hire. They have a kick stand, so can stand on their own, and donβt need to be locked because the whole point is that anyone can use them.
Alexa, show me someone whoβs completely missed the point.
@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
It was 32 incidences out of 545 voters observed casting their vote, not out of the total votes cast.
Characterising it as a brown person problem is unhelpful - e.g. we know it is a problem with the right in America. But ignoring it is not the answer. Addressing it is.
Itβs so much easier to do the dirty jobs when your clothes are wipe-clean.
Being a parent is even better. You still get to drive everyone home at 2am, but without the tedious requirement to have fun with your friends.
I think itβs the prats e really need to watch. π
I for one welcome our Postcard overlords.
Bar chart showing Greens with 30% of the vote and Labour and Teform tied on 28%.
Because of our antiquated first-past-the-post system, Gorton and Denton could be won by Reform, which the majority of local voters clearly do not want.
The current system is not fit for purpose. We urgently need electoral reform.
Who amongst us doesnβt accidentally call for an MP to be shot from time to time?
Not you, you say? No, not me either. Mysterious why it always seems to be people associated with Reform. π€·ββοΈ
Thinking of Derek as I enjoy my freshly laid patio.