I have been on trains since half 6. I just realised the train I got on because my earlier was cancelled requires me to change...5 stops ago.
11.03.2026 10:24
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I have been on trains since half 6. I just realised the train I got on because my earlier was cancelled requires me to change...5 stops ago.
Or they just don't want to listen to you x
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