H.Q.S.

A bear (me) takes a selfie in his bathroom mirror. He has his rain-soacked burgundy tee pulled over and behind his head, showing off his hairy belly and tiddies, and a flat, dark silver pendant hangs between the two sides of his chest. The top of his blue jeans (and dark blue belt) can be seen at the bottom. He is smiling. His hair is short, wet and dark, as is his beard. His phone is dark blue, with a love heart-shaped Pride Rainbow sticker on the back of it, facing the mirror.

Hey, what if you just, like, put your hands or tongue on me?

I cannot stop thinking about Myki Meeks as Drew Barrymore

Hannah and Zack with cameras taking a selfie

I don't know if I'll ever stop smiling.

We've all done something very special. 💚

pokemon fanart. New starters Browt, Pombon and Gecqua

New babies.. #pokemon

Check out this 2 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove 2 bedroom flat for sale in Wallace Street, Glasgow, G5 for £95,000. Marketed by Let Property Sales and Management, Glasgow

These crime scene photos, oh my god. I can't. 😂😂😂

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

I think the winner deserved it, but I would've put the highest safe queen in the top 3 with them and her second-group sister (my fave). I thought the high safe queen was excellent, and I really thought that was a top-3-worthy edit, but then in the werkroom they talked like she was a bit delusional.

I'll say "g'day", as I can see your down-under.

(This joke would've worked much better out loud.)

(It still wouldn't have been funny.)

😂

That seems to be a pretty common opinion.

It really surprised me that a gimmick finally worked. Plus: Zane and Froy (and Chris) 🤤

To be totally clear: the one queen I'm not so keen on isn't the one who was saved in the lipsync. I love her.

a woman with pig ears on her head is wearing an orange plaid shirt ALT: a woman with pig ears on her head is wearing an orange plaid shirt

Drag Race spoilers-ish:
• The best Snatch Game in years. There was a clear bottom 3, and no one else was near the bottom.
• My fave doing well and emerging is very satisfying, but I love all (but one) of these girls.
• That elimination result played in our faces. Sis didn't know the words. Again.

I'm now the heaviest I've ever been, and I think I might be realising why I'm sleeping badly, struggling with stairs, sweating more, feeling less fit, and looking infinitely sexier.

There's no reason either of us shouldn't feel confident. 😊

My sleep's actually fine.

Thanks, handsome 😊

😊😊😊

Thanks! 😊

Thanks, guys 😊

But... you're alive right now, right?

...right?

I'm now the heaviest I've ever been, and I think I might be realising why I'm sleeping badly, struggling with stairs, sweating more, feeling less fit, and looking infinitely sexier.

Actor TC Carson.

Jeff Goldblum

I need to talk to someone about this.

Britney was 21 when she told us she was "not yet a woman", which we now know was ridiculous, because she was a woman for around 7 years by that point, and an "underage woman" for the 14 years before that.

[reminder: workshop rejected 'TEDxxx' joke]

"Welcome to my TED Talk..."

IOC responds to booing of Vance and Israel at Winter Olympic Opening Ceremony The International Olympic Committee encouraged ‘fair play’ and commended the US administration’s level of engagement with this Milano-Cortina Games

The IOC is willing to lick the boots of violent, unchecked fascism just to make sure their LA plans don't fall through (not to mention the hypocrisy of dealing with Russia and Israel very differently). So the IOC is now *firmly* on the same shit list as FIFA.

www.independent.co.uk/sport/winter...

The bane of being hairy in a eat, suck, and fuck gay world. 😁

If you're having sex, there's a hair in your mouth right now.

I know you’re tired

But please keep making queer art if you can.

Boxes on a shop shelf of a product called "Nicotine Replace".

That Autoglass jingle's pure wrecked my brain, by the way.