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@goblinkings

🍻 Host of Sips N' Spells, a queer EDH social in Chicago. ➑️ linktr.ee/goblinroyalty πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ - πŸ‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ - πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ« - πŸ”ž

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Getting better!

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw if you affiliate with my ex or foes, I cannot hangout or talk to you for my mental health.

I’ve spent too much time working myself to invite any of that shitstorm even remotely back into my life.

10.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully: squeeze my head until it pops off like a balloon.

10.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You got it!! :D

10.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

> Play Champion of the Path
> Pass Turn
> Play Kindle the Inner Flame targeting Champion of the Path
> Deal to 7 damage to Face
> Pass Turn
> Play Shimmercreep
> ETB deal 3
> Vivid drain 4
> Flashback Kindle Inner Flame targeting Shimmercreep
> ETB deal 3
> Vivid drain 4

10.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I did 21 damage burn damage drafting 5c elementals??

10.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tall is out.

You're 6 foot? Boring. You're taller than that? Okay? And what are you doing up there? Communicating with birds? Why is it your whole personality?

Ideal height is 5'8" - no questions at this time, thanks!

09.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 0
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Joined the bandwagon πŸš‚

09.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my culture isnt his costume

09.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lighting a candle to make sure your trip is easy and safe!

09.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need you 😩

07.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck me?

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gay guy Friday is exactly what I needed.

07.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me flirting as NB bear trade: "Going to Belly Up tomorrow??"

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure they still do this in the steamworks hot tub.

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried on rubber the other day and THAT was like swimming in lube and sweat the entire time 😭

06.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Employee appreciation day seems like a lil kiss on the forehead before heading back to salt mines.

06.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I revise my statement that Chicago is one of the best cities you will live ONLY IF YOU VENTURE OUT.

Don’t move to metropolitan city if you’re gonna stay in the entire time.

06.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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packing packing packing need a haircut packing

05.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, this tracks

05.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 895 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 3

You have a group of friends here when you're able to move!

05.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didnt know you were also a ghost type trainer!!!

05.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, absolutely

05.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As soon as I get money I'm going to dress as a fat guy version of this man.

05.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How's tumblr? Should we make the switch?

05.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah! I found some roommates and now we’re looking for a 4 bedroom together with people I know and love 😌

05.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beard trim

04.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've never had a jund commander before this and now I just want to seed everything πŸ‘€

04.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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New mirror in my office is a dangerous addition for work selfies

04.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0