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Step 1: Soak the fish in crude oil
Step 2: Load fish into tube
Step 3: Launch fish from tube
Step 4: Conduct air strikes on Dawn facilities
Step 5: Collect fish
Step 6: Extract crude oil from fish

Do you know who else builds housing? Colonizers.

Anti-racist organization endorsing a guy who had a Nazi tattoo and posted about how Black don't tip is raising a lot of questions

The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

Knowing him, it's probably more of an uncontrolled drift

Kind of like a fire ship

There is an obvious compromise here: furry versions of historical figures.

Danny DeVito playing Frank from Always Sunny in Philadelphia Text: So anyways, I started blasting

This is your professor for the defense against the dark arts

A series of coming of age stories of children who go to school to learn to use gun (magic). Set in the USA obviously.

Family Guy bit about going back in time and giving Jesus an assault rifle, but giving him a vaccine instead

They're going to have to fight over who's prison nickname is "Clown Shoes"

There's a group of people who are weirdly involved in many of the revolutions at the tail end of the 18th century and the 19th century.

No you're picturing the wrong people. Shame on you. Lawyers. I'm talking about lawyers. Lawyers are the vanguard of the revolution.

And you thought Global Warming was real, checkmate lib-
>Taps earpiece
Extreme weather fluctuations you say?

Still from a video showing faked traffic in the Strait of Hormuz Circled is a ship transiting land across Oman

"Hey boss, I spoofed the signal to make it look like the ship is transiting Oman like you wanted."

"Oh goo- wait. What do you mean 'transiting Oman'?"

Trump said he wanted to restart nuclear testing and the strait is full of mines so...

If it makes you feel better, I don't know sports so I looked at that and thought "Oh, I guess the Mariners are in Maine. Makes sense. Lobsters."

To be fair, so do I. The Welsh know what they did.

Me: Would it kill you to put a shirt on or something?
>Quiet glares at me
Me: Right. Sorry.

We can zurge rush the hormuz

Close the strait. Open the gay

Dear God, if you smite our nation with a righteous and deserved flood, I kindly ask that you do it before I move halfway across the country for a new job this summer

Gender and they probably forgot about his first presidency?

I think the hiccup people have here is that they see "labor is automated" as a flow of power away from people and toward the capitalists, and that "UBI ... art and playing games" is thus dependent on their generosity, which they will not give.

But technology *decentralizes* power.

because of woke?

You, a peasant: Salutations dear sir
Me, an intellectual: Hey

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

"White evangelical maoist podcaster mad at MLK for not advocating a People's War"

I am all for creativity when it comes to developing "types of guy" and I'm glad we created that type of guy at the type of guy factory.

But, we should immediately retire that type of guy. Failed product. Never again

My mom grew up in China during Cultural Revolution. As a part of her education, her class in high school had to go out of the city and work on a farm for a while

Her conclusion was it sucked and she couldn't wait to get a job that was not that